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Lottery Ticket

Posted By: hockey009 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


used for the duster on the team that rarely dresses.

Ex. Hey bobby, you've been scratched more times than a lottery ticket




Ron Textall

Posted By: bardown51 (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


The guy who just can't stop texting either if its in the dressing room, in the car or in the bars. This guys always has his head burried in his celly trying to wheel.
"Hey Johnny,look at Ron Textall over there, he hasnt put his celly away all night."




Healthy Scratch

Posted By: Fleury (view profile) 28-Feb-2008


Use this when one of the plugs on your team thinks hes headin out with u and the rest of the boys that night.
"Boys! whats the gameplan for tonight?"
"I wouldn't worry about it to much, coach said you're a healthy scratch tonight"




Jofa

Posted By: chooter (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This term is used for the town butterface, this is because jofa has great all around equipment apart from the bucket
ex. eh man did u see that broadski
- yeah , she was quite the jofa.




"Does your wife know your fucking us?"

Posted By: morrissey26 (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


Used toward a ref who is a complete hackshow and is blowing the game by making call after call




Babysitter

Posted By: gongshowcrowe (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


used for the only decent guy on a line who has to wipe-up the shitshow made by his 2 bender linemates.

"hey Brooksie, havin' fun playin' babysitter with those two pants-shitters?"




ice in my drink

Posted By: teixeira86 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when a duster on the other teams bench yells a chirp while your lineing up for the faceoff

" eh buddy i've seen more ice in my drink than you have all year ya plug"




Dump and change

Posted By: IUpuck3 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When you and the boys are at the bar and theres nobody there but dudes and ugly people
ex. Fish this place is fuckin brutal it's time for a dump and change, lets bail




Bookmark

Posted By: Neke16 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


The kid on your team who doesn't play and seperates the defense from the forwards on the bench. (see Grocery Stick)




Pregnant Ref

Posted By: KidCanary (view profile) 23-Mar-2008


Use in the third period when a Ref is fucking your team over.

Oakie Brumm: "Ref you gotta be pregnant, you've missed two periods already!"