User Info

Welcome Anonymous

Email:
Password:
Forgot your password?
Sign up!

Lastest: Chel44
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 1
Population: 37433

Players Online: 0
Fans: 1

Refs Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Gongshow Vault
Past Articles/Stories
 

Facebook


 

Hockey Chirps - Page 10
Options
» View TOP VOTED Chirps
» View MOST BRUTAL Chirps

» View all by latest submitted first
» View all by title in ascending order

» Submit a new chirp
 


MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Third Leg

Posted By: gonginshoes_14 (view profile) 09-Apr-2008


Usually the charity case on the team. This breed of plug uses his twig to keep him afloat because he uses his ankles to skate instead of his jets. see bender




Titty Bar In

Posted By: rdono71 (view profile) 29-Sep-2008


This term can is a great way to describe a bar in snipe.
Ex. Did you see Walchuk's snipe? He went tiity bar in!




Coat hanger

Posted By: Durty_Dangles (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


Used when things just aren't going right for a tender

Ex: "Hey get the coat hanger you gotta yank this guy out"




diamond

Posted By: penis (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


skates around as fast as he can but doesnt go into the corners and talks loud at lunch.




coughing up muffins

Posted By: pasqua (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


When a plug can't shoot for his life depended on it
"Hey fish, nice muffins your coughing up today eh? "
"Hey O'Shea nice muffin's buddy!!!"




Microwave

Posted By: JohnnyGlovesave (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


As we all know, a microwave warms up a TV dinner for about 3 minutes, then it sits on the counter and looks pretty the rest of the night. A microwave would be the player who spends about 3-5 minutes on the ice for warmups, then doesnt touch the ice again the entire game




mennonite furniture

Posted By: yardsehl (view profile) 04-Jun-2008


when some johnny no hands has a breakaway or scoring chance and doesnt score you say; "hey clarky...this guys got less finish than mennonite furniture!"




Rock Pile

Posted By: Skoal_hockey_30 (view profile) 01-Sep-2008


Used for the rooks on the team

"hey rock piles, them water bottles better be filled up for prakky or the vets are gonna have their way with you plugs"




Brutus Beefcake

Posted By: PShockey18 (view profile) 03-Feb-2009


The team hardass.

"Check out Brutus Beefcake over there trying to scrap with the freshmen."




Cotton Ball

Posted By: McLaren94 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


Term used for the softest schmeebucket out there

"Eh ya check out that pussy layin down on the ice? Too soft man"

"Kids a fuckin Cotton Ball"

(Cotton Ball=Soft)