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Hockey Chirps - Page 11
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BEST VOTED CHIRPS  (by props and age)


Russian Tampon

Posted By: jsgrinder27 (view profile) 18-Jun-2008


What do you call a Russian player with inconsistency?

A Russian Tampon. Only good for one period.




Skoal Trolls

Posted By: Baxy12 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


For the guys who surround you lookin' for a pinch 'cause they're just phenin' for a gagger before/after the big game.

"Eh Moley, better watch out for the Skoal Trolls if you're gonna crack that tin in here"




Pro-Shop Poster Boy

Posted By: stevethedangler (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Pussy on the team who makes it on in the last cut and everyone knows he won't see ice, but goes out and buys team colored everything to show off to his grandma in warmups.

"hey adam, why are you playing hockey when u can make a living advertising for the pro-shop."




The bench beaker

Posted By: pineau15 (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


The guy who won't say shit on the ice but on the bench he tries to beak hard.




pull your goalie

Posted By: patr0510 (view profile) 13-Feb-2009


just another simple beauty term for jerking your meat.




Dead Bird

Posted By: lettherebelight (view profile) 17-Feb-2009


When some plug tries to join the big wheels and comes up with a God-awful chirp.

Ex: "Hey, Stacky, I've heard better chirps from a dead bird."




trooper

Posted By: DonnySkates (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


guy on your team who is always down to go out drinking regarless of the situation of if he has an exam at 8 A.M the next day doesnt matter

"i love partying with smitty, hes a fucking trooper"




Bobbin for Apples

Posted By: janny08 (view profile) 28-May-2008


The plug on your team who after a goal is scored goes to the ref and says he got the 3rd assist.
"Hey janny was he even involved in the play"
"Nah hes been bobbin for apples all year long"




Bubble Hockey

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


used when you see a bunch of plugs out on the ice at a pick up game trying to dangle each other and using beaks off this website thinking they are so pro when in reality you can't tell if they are skating on the ice or running with shoes on because thats how bad there balance is. bubble hockey is the arcade game where the players slide straight up and down the board.

" jeez mike, ive seen better bubble hockey games at the snack bar then this group of pylons, im going to get worse just being out there with these dusters."




Dan Cleary

Posted By: geerant30 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


there's always the one guy on the team who everyone goes to before the game to ask for clear tape, usually he is not very popular amongst the boys but he thinks he is a beauty for sharing his clear tape.

"where the hell is dan cleary, gametime is in 5 mins and i gotta tape up my shinners before coach comes in and gives us his speech"