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Hockey Chirps - Page 11
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Chopping Oinons

Posted By: -Mazzy (view profile) 09-Apr-2008


A person who just cant dangle... there chopping onions




Barry Brontasaurus

Posted By: barney87 (view profile) 29-Sep-2008


Fat ass who stands in front of the net not doing much besides getting in the way.




Channel '11'

Posted By: patr0510 (view profile) 01-Dec-2008


The mucker on the other sqaud with shin pads the size of his twig.

"Hey Poochy, check out 1-6 with the channel 11's"
"Yeah, he owns the spaghetti bistro downtown"




How many people?

Posted By: A-Mac (view profile) 03-Feb-2009


when you see a fat guy on the other team acting like its his league you say: "how many people d'you got in that set of gear?"




war amps

Posted By: Hayds (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


hey gabby you see that dangle, ive seen better hands at war amps.




HoodRat

Posted By: mikeballin (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The hero on the team always fellin' a scrap, runnin on pure Gatorade and Dip.
ex. "hey Jim look at that Hoodrat out there, he wants to clap some heads"




Tool Shed

Posted By: hockeyboy12 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


This guy is on every team and brags about how many junior A teams want him just constantly chirping about how many coaches called him
ex. hey jonesy fucking ushl coach called me and wants to sign me
you: shut up you fucking toolshed the only ice you see here is in the bottom of your glass.




Pretty Dress

Posted By: wrd15 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


Directed towards the kid that whines about shit all the time...

"Oh what a pretty dress you have on. Did you pick it out all by yourself or did your mom help you?"




grandma hands

Posted By: BIGNICK (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


used for the bender on the team who pulls off on succesful dangle in a game and brags about it.

ex: bender: hey u guys see that sick ass dangle

you: yea my grandma uses that same move and she only has one arm




long trip home .

Posted By: quinte-aaa (view profile) 16-Mar-2009


after you win the first game of a playoff series at ur barn and you are leading the next game in the other teams rink , and a guy chirps you say . . .

"buddy , at least you won't have a long trip home tonight . . .look at the postive man ."