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Hockey Chirps - Page 12
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Dead Birds

Posted By: BarshowJoe (view profile) 13-Nov-2009


This can be used when any plug ass bender shitshow tries to chirp you. All you say is " I've heard better chirps from a dead bird".



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bobby big wheel

Posted By: colezy (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


every teams got one, the hero who thinks he is gods gift on and off the ice. usually is always the first to wheel up to a broad in a bar and get shut down or on the ice to try and fight...after the linesman gets in that is.



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Duster

Posted By: NBonder03 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A plug that rides the pine and collects dust.



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Accidangle

Posted By: hockeystud11 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


When a guy is choppin onions out there and he loses the puck around the defender and it somehow works out for him

"Hey Scotty dirty accidangle out there!"



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The Puck Life

Posted By: b.comeplete.gongshow (view profile) 13-Nov-2009


Days spent on the ice, crazy parties I missed, weekend hang outs blown, hours of hard work, tons of sweat, Late night bus trips, not getting the girl because you didn't have enough time to spend with her, at no time wanting to give it all up. being on the road for your birthday, leaving the day after Christmas for some tournament. Missing school, vacations and summer break for camp Driving an hour and a half just because the teams better scars, blood shed, broken bones, snapped sticks, ten hour rides. Trying to explain your game to your friends at school who have no idea what the heck you're talking about. Losing friends because you have practice the day of their birthday.

Would I change any of it....no. why?

Because there's no better feeling in the world than when you come back to the bench and your family, not your parents or sister, but your 17 brothers who are there to congratulate u after a nasty goal, a hat trick, or a Pavel Datsyuk to win in a shootout or winning the championship after months of hard work. Knowing there is 20,000 players and i am capable of being #1, the pregame rituals, hotel floor hockey, I play hockey for the respect/fear of me on the ice. everyone sees the blur of me flying by the D, the nasty dangle, the open ice hit. Hockey has no limits I will take it to a new level, Make a new era Thats my life Thats why I play I play for the love of hockey and the love of the game.



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dong show

Posted By: large (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when you roll up to the party and theres like 30 dudes and and no broads



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packed lips bigger than you

Posted By: notdeaded (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


use this gem on the little shit who looks like he should be in atom when hes beakin at ya
"bud, i packed lips bigger than you, pipe your jibs"



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3rd Goalie

Posted By: Vantrigt55 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Use this beauty on the guy on your team who doesn't get it and still dresses even though he gets no ice.

ex. Holy fuck Ricky take your shit off we don't need a 3rd tendy out there.



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shower stalker

Posted By: mctrev7 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


guy who doesnt take showers but can be seen going to the bathroom mutiple times whil your in there to meat gaze.



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bed pan

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


used to beak the plug on your team who gets that one chance to make himself the hero of a game and blows it worse than patrik stefan did on that open net breakaway.

" jeez murph had i known you were going to shit the bed that bad i wouldve brought you a bed pan"