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Hockey Chirps - Page 12
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


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Duce Bigalow

Posted By: JWIESE (view profile) 06-Apr-2009


when a plug talks like he owns every fucking broad, but when its gametime he actually is a pussy and a crow could spit more game. Probably stuck at first base.

"Hey Johnson, how tha ladies treatin ya?"
"Dude they want me nut, i dont know why they just love me. Dude last weekend I got dirty with this fuckin broad, hot as hell."
"alright Duce Bigalow, nicely done (silently laughing to yourself)"



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Sledgehockey

Posted By: to3dragz (view profile) 10-Jun-2009


Some plug on the other team can barley skate, looks like a baby deer on ice for fucks sake, you turn to your buddy and say "hey jonesey look at 2-5..ive seen better crossovers in sledgehockey"



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Sharkey

Posted By: boogeymanscomin (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


The undisputed drug dealer on your team

" Ay sharkey, since all u did was chirp all game without producin, ur providin the smoke for the afterparty."



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pitch forker

Posted By: 9kflop15 (view profile) 24-Jun-2008


use this term when u notice a player on the other team who skates with his arms swinging like a pitch forker.

ex: yo steve check out the pitch forker out there



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Tempurpedic

Posted By: 9kflop15 (view profile) 26-Jul-2008


A pill who's all around game is just soft. Every aspect of his life is soft and pussy like. When he gets the puck defenders don't even bother trying cause they feel so bad for his weakness.



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Clown

Posted By: gonger03 (view profile) 29-Sep-2008


For the bender who already has a shiner and starts to get lippy..

bender- "you wanna go?"
you- "i'll drop you so fast you'll have time to blow me before the stripes step in you clown"



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Speed racer

Posted By: fuzzybowly (view profile) 15-Oct-2008


The plug on your team that wears the blue halfy and thinks he's Mcdangles!

Ex- Hey! Did you see speed racer out on the ice!



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jokebook

Posted By: avablink182 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the ref is makin just unbelievable bad calls, and its all one way calls on ur team.. You wanna let the ref know whats up so say..

EX:
ref: 2 minute _____________
You: eh Randy(ref) what are writing a god damn jokebook or soemthin? y dont ya give me a copy when it comes out..thanks...



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hey aren't you that guy?

Posted By: outdoorhero33 (view profile) 03-Feb-2009


ref: 2 minutes tripping
you: hey don't i know you from somewhere paul?
ref: huh?
you: yeah paul i know you. your that guy that makes all those shitty calls why don't you leave the whistle alone and leave the blowing to yer wife



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No points, No respect

Posted By: roondawg (view profile) 13-Mar-2009


When you go out against a line of dusters that have barely any points and they have the guts to chirp you. You simpley reply: "Hey you gomer i have more points then your entire line"