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Hockey Chirps - Page 13
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bed pan

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


used to beak the plug on your team who gets that one chance to make himself the hero of a game and blows it worse than patrik stefan did on that open net breakaway.

" jeez murph had i known you were going to shit the bed that bad i wouldve brought you a bed pan"



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Gamesheet

Posted By: Dever18 (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


The [plug on th eteam who knows everyone in the ;leagues name, bob and stats.

Plug_ that guy there is so and so he s a 1990 and has 45 points 37 pims in 36 games

-easy johnny you creep him enough.. you might as well tie his skates for him to you fuckign gamesheet



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Runway

Posted By: ohevo18 (view profile) 01-Mar-2008


Used for the plug who does all he can to look his best while skating around; the type that does his hair before the game. Generally is the bookmark of the team
"Hey, look at Runway over there, actin like this is a fashion show. Fucking plug"



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chewmergency

Posted By: kgee (view profile) 29-May-2009


(self explanatory.) RIP Rhino- I know this was your favorite Ronny Text to the rookies.

"Koeny, meet me in the caf, weve got a chewmergency"



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Hit it not babysit it

Posted By: nik133 (view profile) 10-Jun-2009


When one of your buds is wheeling some broads who look like they been only out of diapers for a few years, tell him "eh bud are you looking to hit it or babysit it?



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Blocked shot

Posted By: VChase20 (view profile) 08-Nov-2010


When one of your boys is hitting up a good looking girl at the bar and her ugly friends are about to cock-block, a true teammate "blocks a shot" and distracts the ugly friends by any means possible.

"Tuna, where did you go last night?"
"Fucking blocked a shot for Nac, he better have gotten at least a gummer"



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Blaming the lumber...

Posted By: dcaliendo (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When friggan Dustbin McPlug takes a horror show of a shot, then flips his stick upside down to look at the blade like it was the sticks fault. The plug will most likely continue to dry it off with their glove giving off the message that the blade was wet.

"Hey melo, you see 1-4 blaming his lumber again? He'll be a fourth line strapper after this game for sure."

"Fuckin right dude."



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Windex

Posted By: killjackkill3 (view profile) 19-Jun-2008


chirp to use for a duster with a fish bowl on the other team.

"yo 5, you might want to get some windex for that windshield between periods. It looks a little dusty."



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5 Finger Rodeo Champ

Posted By: preppuck10 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


The one guy on the team that will crank one out whenever possible. The kid is addicted to jerking off and, by now, is well worthy of the title Five Finger Rodeo Champ.



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The Dave Thomas

Posted By: bpost27 (view profile) 09-Feb-2009


when a goalie trys to stack em on ya and you snipe it upper daddy...

"hey dave thomas next time you wanna stack em go to wendys you fuckin cone..."