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Hockey Chirps - Page 13
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


flippin pancakes

Posted By: Espej09 (view profile) 08-Oct-2009


For the kid on your team with the most ridiculous hook on his twig or just a brutal curve in general.

Hey Tizzy your better off workin at IHOP flippin pancakes in the kitchen then burrying a biscuit out there, with that twig




Swiffer

Posted By: Snacks (view profile) 29-Oct-2008


Used for the duster on the team, "Hey buddy need a swiffer to clean the dust off ya?"




grab a teliscope

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


used for the plug on your team who always cuts the middle with his head down and ends up head over heels seeing dots and stars when he gets to the bench..

" hey murph if you keep playing like that you might as well grab a telescope to see those stars you plug"




Powerplay

Posted By: bry742 (view profile) 19-Mar-2008


When buddy on the other team, usually an average player at best starts beakin, and their team is on the powerplay, just look over to him than to his bench and simply ask him if his coach knows hes on the powerplay, usually this will get laughs out of btoh teams on the ice yours and his




Simon Birch

Posted By: LP28 (view profile) 06-Apr-2009


Opposing teams little guy.
ex-'Looky here boys, I didn't know 'Simon Birch' was in the line-up'




Young Driver

Posted By: graham16 (view profile) 14-Apr-2009


WHen a bender on the other team can barely skate. Having trouble crossing over, and therfore can't turn. When this type of player starts jawing you you simple reply: at ease young driver, you will learn your left and right turns next session.




UpperCuts

Posted By: bparsons14 (view profile) 01-May-2009


After a tilt, before a tilt, or when someone is askin you to scrap, this can be used everytime.

ex: hey 1-9, nice face, wadd ya feed it, uppercuts?




Pulled a Hardy

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This is when the tender lets in a brutal long shot goal. You can let him know by saying " holy shit,, husser let in a hardy eh "




scoreboard, bud!

Posted By: RBKTaylor (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When a person on the other team is chirping you or one of your teamates when you have a big lead

"Look at the fucking scoreboard you plug"




Sanitation Officer

Posted By: dkmailbox (view profile) 18-Nov-2008


Usually acompanied by the Babysitter. Gets nothing but rebound goals.

ex. Check out Sanitation Officer Georgie, dude hasn't scored a goal from outside the crease all year.