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Waivers/Rental

Posted By: ukybro (view profile) 29-Apr-2009


When a guy drops his wife for a smokeshow puck bunny.
"Hey are you still with that girl from last season?"
"No man i put her on waivers last month and i picked up a rental player smokeshow...Pretty good trade off, i have to upgrade my squad for the post season "



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Slumpbuster

Posted By: hockeystar31 (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


The big girl ending the cold streak
ex. Heard you finally got it wet last night with some slumpbuster?



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The Joe Pesci

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


The Joe Pesci of the team is usually the smallest, but craziest player on the team. His name is based on the characters Joe Pesci play's in MOB classics Casino and Goodfellas. He will fight anyone, and do anything on and of the ice. One of the more popular players on the team, The Joe Pesci usually is kicked out of the league or placed in jail before the end of the season. Great team player, as long as he is on the team.



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Wiley Vet

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


In true respect to the crazy cartoon character "Wiley the Coyote", this guy is willing to do whatever it takes for the boys to be victorious. Blocking shots, scoring in OT, scrapping the league heavy to rally the troops....whatever it takes, the Wiley Vet will do it. Also usually an old fella, been in the league forever, knows the ropes.



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Roller Coaster

Posted By: Vantrigt55 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


i.e. When some plug has his hands in the air like he's the big deal after a goal.

hey 2-7 put your hands down its not a fucking roller coaster ride



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Cowboy

Posted By: Neke16 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


The kid on your team who rides the pine pony game in and game out.
"hey Cowboy, Hows the bench?"



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fixin a dam with bubble gum

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when some duster on the other team scores a goal with 2 min left in regulation to close the score to a wopping 7-2 and overcelebrates even though his team has no chance in even sniffing the victory.


" easy on the celly pal, your fixin a dam with bubble gum if you think you have a shot at coming back you fuckin pinecone"



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Howitzer

Posted By: Bruski (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


A rocket of a clapper or shot.
"Eh, what a howitzer from the point jonesy"



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tuxedo

Posted By: Nogoalov (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


The plug on the team that is decked out with top notch gear
"Hey Garrett, nice tuxedo on number ten."



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Daisy

Posted By: Haynsey11 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


some bender is skating around with his pants cut ALL the way up the inside of the leg and looks like he's skatin in a skirt

"Hey Daisy, I didn't know they stocked skirts in the pro shop"