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Ronnie Replay

Posted By: aitchison (view profile) 04-Nov-2008


the guy who always asks if u saw him lay out a plug or take a nice shot

ex. "did u see me lay that plug out in the corner?" "easy Ronnie Replay"



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Flowmanship

Posted By: devs432 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


the act of respecting and/or acknowledging a legit flow. Flowmanship Rules: 1- no chirping of a good flow, 2- no pulling or grabbing a good flow on the ice ( 2b- during a tilt, it has been deemed acceptable to grab a flow), 3- a mutual respect between flows is a must



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Skinny Dip

Posted By: hoss2190 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


To toss in a dip while taking a shower.

ex. Hey Joey, you goin out tonight?
you: yeah i gotta shower and have a skinny dip before i do though.



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Bender, Benders

Posted By: ramspuck89 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A team or person that skates on their inside edges bending their skates outward. Looks like the person is skatin with a board up their ass. Kind of like the 1st time skaters at a public skate. "Ex: Yea, those guys sucked, what a bunch of benders."



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ABC Dip

Posted By: LuckeyMick (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


"Already Been Chewed" Be careful bummin' a dip in the locker room. Some mutherfuckers believe in recycling.



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Mystery Balls

Posted By: dcaliendo (view profile) 12-Feb-2008


Every team has a pair. This is the guy in the showers who holds their balls the whole time, never revealing their ballbag and penis. In most cases, this is the jacked up freak, clearly on roids. EX. "Hey Caliendo, whose the biggest on our team you think?" "Idk dude its hard to tell because of Allen, kid has mystery balls."



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The Pit Stop

Posted By: Ricecakes86 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


For the vet on the team that seems to always have a dip in, when one loses flavor he simply makes a pit stop and puts another one in.

Exp: Hey Seabs, check out Burns coming in for another pit stop, guy never quits.



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shot blocker

Posted By: mc16show (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the boys go out in the town to have a couple drinks they need a shotblocker. Someone who takes one for the team, someone who wont drink and just drive the boys around and make sure no one gets hurt so everyones ready to play the next day.

patty: "hey bruce you the shot blocker tongiht?"



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Hit it?

Posted By: CaptainSnipeshow (view profile) 03-Jun-2009


Smitty: Dude that chick last night was a 15.
Clarky: What? No dude, she wasnt that young.
Smitty: Nah man. 15 like Blackjack. Not sure if I should hit it.



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Ducker

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A ducker is the duster that has decided to start playing hockey, way past his prime, for one sole reason. He recently saw the Mighty Ducks movies. Duckers can easily be spotted with gay decals on their helmets, plastic Itech full face shield, and cheese cutter Bauer air 90's.