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Hockey Chirps - Page 15
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Multiple Scoreosis

Posted By: McDangles8 (view profile) 08-Oct-2009


Used when someone just can't bury the puck no matter how many chances they get.




Glansberg

Posted By: ddupell13 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


Term used to describe the bender on your squad that doesnt talk to anyone because everyone knows he bends hard. (Glandsberg's the kid from superbad who eats dessert by himself")

"Hey Glandsberg, bury a puck for once"




circus in town?

Posted By: BARdown28 (view profile) 19-Jun-2008


some bender is skating around trying to do some dank dangles and keeps messing up and looks stupid

Ex: "hey 7 i didnt know the circus was in town"




Prostitute

Posted By: gongshow92 (view profile) 01-Sep-2008


you let more rubber through your legs than a prostitute.




Chewbacca

Posted By: AlexMastro (view profile) 16-Sep-2008


Used to describe the guy that yells so friggin' loud that he sounds like a damn Wookie outta Star Wars
ex: Hey Chewbacca, pipe it down ya plug!
If he has excess facial hair that's a plus




goonsquad

Posted By: beerleaguebrady30 (view profile) 16-Sep-2008


when the big boyz from the 4th line come out to rough er up a bit. the goon line with no hands but stand like a brick wall




Swiffer

Posted By: GettinSaucy22 (view profile) 18-Nov-2008


The duster on the team, that just rides the bench collecting all the dust like a Swiffer Sweeper

Ex. Hey Guy, go back to collecting dust you Swiffer




eating bisquits

Posted By: kelsdangy (view profile) 12-Jan-2009


This chirp is used best to describe the plug on your team who rides the pine but plays like theres no tomorrow and you just stick him out there to block some rippas.

Ex:
"Hey Magski, you see that dustbin Mills over there being a pony bummin a gagger?"

"Sir Danglelot, I concur we need to send that pony out there so he can be eatings bisquits for the team."




Ya want tweezers?

Posted By: Ouellet35 (view profile) 18-Oct-2010


"yo buddy do ya need some tweezers"? "noo what the fuck why"? "well your dumper must be killing you with all those slivers up your ass from riding the pine the whole game you fucking plug




Nice Life

Posted By: piewheeler (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Great term for when a bender is chirpin you up and he is a total fuckin joke

"Hey 5, you're a pussy let's fight"
"Nice life you fuckin bender"