User Info

Welcome Anonymous
Email:
Password:
Forgot your password?
Sign up!
Lastest: jrock15
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 1
Population: 37505
Players Online: 0
Fans: 17
Refs Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Gongshow Vault
Past Articles/Stories
 

Facebook


 

Hockey Chirps - Page 180
Options
» View TOP VOTED Chirps
» View MOST BRUTAL Chirps
» View all by latest submitted first
» View all by title in ascending order
» Submit a new chirp
 


BEST VOTED CHIRPS  (by props and age)


Login to Vote

Write a book about it!

Posted By: graham16 (view profile) 16-Mar-2009


For the plug who always is complaining; ice time, women, calls the ref makes, and you are tired of hearing him talk. Simply tell him to write a book about it. Ex: plug fourth liner: man the reason we lost is because I was ridding pine the whole third. Vet: shut up you duster. Write a book about it!



Login to Vote

Charlie the chipmunk

Posted By: Aut0_Ch33z (view profile) 26-May-2009


This kid is short and has a high pitched voice and is always standing on the bench yelling and cheering the team on at the most retarded situations, he's always got his lungs full of air because he hasn't seen the ice all year, the games got 1 minute left and your down 5-1,

Billy- Lets get going boys were still in this!
Cheli- Eh calm down squeaks, the games over and you still haven't seen the ice. go pack my gear ya little fuck.



Login to Vote

The Undertaker

Posted By: nik133 (view profile) 10-Jun-2009


When some duster on the other team is trying to beak at you meanwhile his stat line looks like computer code 00001 you say to him

Buddy I'll take you to the graveyard and show you how to really bury



Login to Vote

Dust Mask

Posted By: wader08 (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


This beek is for the lone bender on the team with a full bubble cage. This bendshow wheres this cage to protect his eyes from the dust coming off his gear as he skate.


"Hey Smitty check out the dust mask Frank is sportn!"



Login to Vote

circus in town?

Posted By: BARdown28 (view profile) 19-Jun-2008


some bender is skating around trying to do some dank dangles and keeps messing up and looks stupid

Ex: "hey 7 i didnt know the circus was in town"



Login to Vote

Prostitute

Posted By: gongshow92 (view profile) 01-Sep-2008


you let more rubber through your legs than a prostitute.



Login to Vote

Chewbacca

Posted By: AlexMastro (view profile) 16-Sep-2008


Used to describe the guy that yells so friggin' loud that he sounds like a damn Wookie outta Star Wars
ex: Hey Chewbacca, pipe it down ya plug!
If he has excess facial hair that's a plus



Login to Vote

goonsquad

Posted By: beerleaguebrady30 (view profile) 16-Sep-2008


when the big boyz from the 4th line come out to rough er up a bit. the goon line with no hands but stand like a brick wall



Login to Vote

Swiffer

Posted By: GettinSaucy22 (view profile) 18-Nov-2008


The duster on the team, that just rides the bench collecting all the dust like a Swiffer Sweeper

Ex. Hey Guy, go back to collecting dust you Swiffer



Login to Vote

eating bisquits

Posted By: kelsdangy (view profile) 12-Jan-2009


This chirp is used best to describe the plug on your team who rides the pine but plays like theres no tomorrow and you just stick him out there to block some rippas.

Ex:
"Hey Magski, you see that dustbin Mills over there being a pony bummin a gagger?"

"Sir Danglelot, I concur we need to send that pony out there so he can be eatings bisquits for the team."