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Hockey Chirps - Page 180
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Oven Mitts

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This is a term used to describe when a lad just can't stop sniping gino's. His stick is so hot he needs some damn oven mitts. ex "Fuckin Stiltys lightin it up, he's been wearing some oven mitts for the last 4 games"




Baby Sit

Posted By: HometownHero89 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This is used when you toss in a dip and you need a friend to hold your spitter while you do something. "Hey Mike, Baby Sit my spitter for a second"




Your cut like a bag of milk

Posted By: TPalsson (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When some fat slob who doesn't work out is fucking walking around the room shirtless and talking like a fucking idiot.

"Hey Harvey, your cut like a bag of milk"




The sherwood shave.

Posted By: ne14 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


When some fucker gets his twig up in your face.

" eh byrnsey, see 2-2 gimmie the sherwood shave back there. Cut me open for 3 zippers the fuckin plug"




Bender, Benders

Posted By: ramspuck89 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A team or person that skates on their inside edges bending their skates outward. Looks like the person is skatin with a board up their ass. Kind of like the 1st time skaters at a public skate. "Ex: Yea, those guys sucked, what a bunch of benders."




ABC Dip

Posted By: LuckeyMick (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


"Already Been Chewed" Be careful bummin' a dip in the locker room. Some mutherfuckers believe in recycling.




Mystery Balls

Posted By: dcaliendo (view profile) 12-Feb-2008


Every team has a pair. This is the guy in the showers who holds their balls the whole time, never revealing their ballbag and penis. In most cases, this is the jacked up freak, clearly on roids. EX. "Hey Caliendo, whose the biggest on our team you think?" "Idk dude its hard to tell because of Allen, kid has mystery balls."




The Pit Stop

Posted By: Ricecakes86 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


For the vet on the team that seems to always have a dip in, when one loses flavor he simply makes a pit stop and puts another one in.

Exp: Hey Seabs, check out Burns coming in for another pit stop, guy never quits.




shot blocker

Posted By: mc16show (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the boys go out in the town to have a couple drinks they need a shotblocker. Someone who takes one for the team, someone who wont drink and just drive the boys around and make sure no one gets hurt so everyones ready to play the next day.

patty: "hey bruce you the shot blocker tongiht?"




Hit it?

Posted By: CaptainSnipeshow (view profile) 03-Jun-2009


Smitty: Dude that chick last night was a 15.
Clarky: What? No dude, she wasnt that young.
Smitty: Nah man. 15 like Blackjack. Not sure if I should hit it.