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Hockey Chirps - Page 182
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scoreboard, bud!

Posted By: RBKTaylor (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When a person on the other team is chirping you or one of your teamates when you have a big lead

"Look at the fucking scoreboard you plug"



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Sanitation Officer

Posted By: dkmailbox (view profile) 18-Nov-2008


Usually acompanied by the Babysitter. Gets nothing but rebound goals.

ex. Check out Sanitation Officer Georgie, dude hasn't scored a goal from outside the crease all year.



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Bomb

Posted By: joecams (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


When thoses kids that attempt to catch a pass and it looks like a bomb just blew up on their blade

-did a bomb just go off that kids stick-



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visor

Posted By: gonger26 (view profile) 13-Mar-2009


when a guys wearing a full visor you tell him "hey bud when did your fish die"



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pickaxe

Posted By: JWIESE (view profile) 18-Mar-2009


a brutal twig

"eyo Jonesy you see 1-7's 3k? what a pickaxe"



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Pro-line

Posted By: pizzadeliveryman (view profile) 13-Nov-2009


Pre game skate when youre passing the other teams duster at center ice.

yo plug, youre like a bad week of pro-line. odds dont look good to play



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grab a teliscope

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


used for the plug on your team who always cuts the middle with his head down and ends up head over heels seeing dots and stars when he gets to the bench..

" hey murph if you keep playing like that you might as well grab a telescope to see those stars you plug"



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Powerplay

Posted By: bry742 (view profile) 19-Mar-2008


When buddy on the other team, usually an average player at best starts beakin, and their team is on the powerplay, just look over to him than to his bench and simply ask him if his coach knows hes on the powerplay, usually this will get laughs out of btoh teams on the ice yours and his



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Simon Birch

Posted By: LP28 (view profile) 06-Apr-2009


Opposing teams little guy.
ex-'Looky here boys, I didn't know 'Simon Birch' was in the line-up'



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Young Driver

Posted By: graham16 (view profile) 14-Apr-2009


WHen a bender on the other team can barely skate. Having trouble crossing over, and therfore can't turn. When this type of player starts jawing you you simple reply: at ease young driver, you will learn your left and right turns next session.