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Hockey Chirps - Page 182
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Skinny Dip

Posted By: hoss2190 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


To toss in a dip while taking a shower.

ex. Hey Joey, you goin out tonight?
you: yeah i gotta shower and have a skinny dip before i do though.




Blaming the lumber...

Posted By: dcaliendo (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When friggan Dustbin McPlug takes a horror show of a shot, then flips his stick upside down to look at the blade like it was the sticks fault. The plug will most likely continue to dry it off with their glove giving off the message that the blade was wet.

"Hey melo, you see 1-4 blaming his lumber again? He'll be a fourth line strapper after this game for sure."

"Fuckin right dude."




Windex

Posted By: killjackkill3 (view profile) 19-Jun-2008


chirp to use for a duster with a fish bowl on the other team.

"yo 5, you might want to get some windex for that windshield between periods. It looks a little dusty."




5 Finger Rodeo Champ

Posted By: preppuck10 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


The one guy on the team that will crank one out whenever possible. The kid is addicted to jerking off and, by now, is well worthy of the title Five Finger Rodeo Champ.




The Dave Thomas

Posted By: bpost27 (view profile) 09-Feb-2009


when a goalie trys to stack em on ya and you snipe it upper daddy...

"hey dave thomas next time you wanna stack em go to wendys you fuckin cone..."




Waivers/Rental

Posted By: ukybro (view profile) 29-Apr-2009


When a guy drops his wife for a smokeshow puck bunny.
"Hey are you still with that girl from last season?"
"No man i put her on waivers last month and i picked up a rental player smokeshow...Pretty good trade off, i have to upgrade my squad for the post season "




Slumpbuster

Posted By: hockeystar31 (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


The big girl ending the cold streak
ex. Heard you finally got it wet last night with some slumpbuster?




dong show

Posted By: large (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when you roll up to the party and theres like 30 dudes and and no broads




packed lips bigger than you

Posted By: notdeaded (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


use this gem on the little shit who looks like he should be in atom when hes beakin at ya
"bud, i packed lips bigger than you, pipe your jibs"




3rd Goalie

Posted By: Vantrigt55 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Use this beauty on the guy on your team who doesn't get it and still dresses even though he gets no ice.

ex. Holy fuck Ricky take your shit off we don't need a 3rd tendy out there.