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Hockey Chirps - Page 183
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3rd Goalie

Posted By: Vantrigt55 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Use this beauty on the guy on your team who doesn't get it and still dresses even though he gets no ice.

ex. Holy fuck Ricky take your shit off we don't need a 3rd tendy out there.



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shower stalker

Posted By: mctrev7 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


guy who doesnt take showers but can be seen going to the bathroom mutiple times whil your in there to meat gaze.



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bed pan

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


used to beak the plug on your team who gets that one chance to make himself the hero of a game and blows it worse than patrik stefan did on that open net breakaway.

" jeez murph had i known you were going to shit the bed that bad i wouldve brought you a bed pan"



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Gamesheet

Posted By: Dever18 (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


The [plug on th eteam who knows everyone in the ;leagues name, bob and stats.

Plug_ that guy there is so and so he s a 1990 and has 45 points 37 pims in 36 games

-easy johnny you creep him enough.. you might as well tie his skates for him to you fuckign gamesheet



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Runway

Posted By: ohevo18 (view profile) 01-Mar-2008


Used for the plug who does all he can to look his best while skating around; the type that does his hair before the game. Generally is the bookmark of the team
"Hey, look at Runway over there, actin like this is a fashion show. Fucking plug"



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Cap'n Crunch

Posted By: ralphie23 (view profile) 12-Jan-2009


The duster on your team who rubs a guy out and brags about his huge hit.
"Easy there Captain Crunch, i've seen bigger hits in little league."



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chewmergency

Posted By: kgee (view profile) 29-May-2009


(self explanatory.) RIP Rhino- I know this was your favorite Ronny Text to the rookies.

"Koeny, meet me in the caf, weve got a chewmergency"



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Blocked shot

Posted By: VChase20 (view profile) 08-Nov-2010


When one of your boys is hitting up a good looking girl at the bar and her ugly friends are about to cock-block, a true teammate "blocks a shot" and distracts the ugly friends by any means possible.

"Tuna, where did you go last night?"
"Fucking blocked a shot for Nac, he better have gotten at least a gummer"



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bobby big wheel

Posted By: colezy (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


every teams got one, the hero who thinks he is gods gift on and off the ice. usually is always the first to wheel up to a broad in a bar and get shut down or on the ice to try and fight...after the linesman gets in that is.



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Duster

Posted By: NBonder03 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A plug that rides the pine and collects dust.