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flippin pancakes

Posted By: Espej09 (view profile) 08-Oct-2009


For the kid on your team with the most ridiculous hook on his twig or just a brutal curve in general.

Hey Tizzy your better off workin at IHOP flippin pancakes in the kitchen then burrying a biscuit out there, with that twig



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grandma hands

Posted By: BIGNICK (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


used for the bender on the team who pulls off on succesful dangle in a game and brags about it.

ex: bender: hey u guys see that sick ass dangle

you: yea my grandma uses that same move and she only has one arm



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long trip home .

Posted By: quinte-aaa (view profile) 16-Mar-2009


after you win the first game of a playoff series at ur barn and you are leading the next game in the other teams rink , and a guy chirps you say . . .

"buddy , at least you won't have a long trip home tonight . . .look at the postive man ."



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Duce Bigalow

Posted By: JWIESE (view profile) 06-Apr-2009


when a plug talks like he owns every fucking broad, but when its gametime he actually is a pussy and a crow could spit more game. Probably stuck at first base.

"Hey Johnson, how tha ladies treatin ya?"
"Dude they want me nut, i dont know why they just love me. Dude last weekend I got dirty with this fuckin broad, hot as hell."
"alright Duce Bigalow, nicely done (silently laughing to yourself)"



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Sledgehockey

Posted By: to3dragz (view profile) 10-Jun-2009


Some plug on the other team can barley skate, looks like a baby deer on ice for fucks sake, you turn to your buddy and say "hey jonesey look at 2-5..ive seen better crossovers in sledgehockey"



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Chopping Oinons

Posted By: -Mazzy (view profile) 09-Apr-2008


A person who just cant dangle... there chopping onions



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Barry Brontasaurus

Posted By: barney87 (view profile) 29-Sep-2008


Fat ass who stands in front of the net not doing much besides getting in the way.



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Channel '11'

Posted By: patr0510 (view profile) 01-Dec-2008


The mucker on the other sqaud with shin pads the size of his twig.

"Hey Poochy, check out 1-6 with the channel 11's"
"Yeah, he owns the spaghetti bistro downtown"



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How many people?

Posted By: A-Mac (view profile) 03-Feb-2009


when you see a fat guy on the other team acting like its his league you say: "how many people d'you got in that set of gear?"



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war amps

Posted By: Hayds (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


hey gabby you see that dangle, ive seen better hands at war amps.