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Hockey Chirps - Page 184
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Accidangle

Posted By: hockeystud11 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


When a guy is choppin onions out there and he loses the puck around the defender and it somehow works out for him

"Hey Scotty dirty accidangle out there!"




The Puck Life

Posted By: b.comeplete.gongshow (view profile) 13-Nov-2009


Days spent on the ice, crazy parties I missed, weekend hang outs blown, hours of hard work, tons of sweat, Late night bus trips, not getting the girl because you didn't have enough time to spend with her, at no time wanting to give it all up. being on the road for your birthday, leaving the day after Christmas for some tournament. Missing school, vacations and summer break for camp Driving an hour and a half just because the teams better scars, blood shed, broken bones, snapped sticks, ten hour rides. Trying to explain your game to your friends at school who have no idea what the heck you're talking about. Losing friends because you have practice the day of their birthday.

Would I change any of it....no. why?

Because there's no better feeling in the world than when you come back to the bench and your family, not your parents or sister, but your 17 brothers who are there to congratulate u after a nasty goal, a hat trick, or a Pavel Datsyuk to win in a shootout or winning the championship after months of hard work. Knowing there is 20,000 players and i am capable of being #1, the pregame rituals, hotel floor hockey, I play hockey for the respect/fear of me on the ice. everyone sees the blur of me flying by the D, the nasty dangle, the open ice hit. Hockey has no limits I will take it to a new level, Make a new era Thats my life Thats why I play I play for the love of hockey and the love of the game.




Bubble Hockey

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


used when you see a bunch of plugs out on the ice at a pick up game trying to dangle each other and using beaks off this website thinking they are so pro when in reality you can't tell if they are skating on the ice or running with shoes on because thats how bad there balance is. bubble hockey is the arcade game where the players slide straight up and down the board.

" jeez mike, ive seen better bubble hockey games at the snack bar then this group of pylons, im going to get worse just being out there with these dusters."




Dan Cleary

Posted By: geerant30 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


there's always the one guy on the team who everyone goes to before the game to ask for clear tape, usually he is not very popular amongst the boys but he thinks he is a beauty for sharing his clear tape.

"where the hell is dan cleary, gametime is in 5 mins and i gotta tape up my shinners before coach comes in and gives us his speech"




Dead Birds

Posted By: BarshowJoe (view profile) 13-Nov-2009


This can be used when any plug ass bender shitshow tries to chirp you. All you say is " I've heard better chirps from a dead bird".




trooper

Posted By: DonnySkates (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


guy on your team who is always down to go out drinking regarless of the situation of if he has an exam at 8 A.M the next day doesnt matter

"i love partying with smitty, hes a fucking trooper"




Bobbin for Apples

Posted By: janny08 (view profile) 28-May-2008


The plug on your team who after a goal is scored goes to the ref and says he got the 3rd assist.
"Hey janny was he even involved in the play"
"Nah hes been bobbin for apples all year long"




Pro-Shop Poster Boy

Posted By: stevethedangler (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Pussy on the team who makes it on in the last cut and everyone knows he won't see ice, but goes out and buys team colored everything to show off to his grandma in warmups.

"hey adam, why are you playing hockey when u can make a living advertising for the pro-shop."




The bench beaker

Posted By: pineau15 (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


The guy who won't say shit on the ice but on the bench he tries to beak hard.




pull your goalie

Posted By: patr0510 (view profile) 13-Feb-2009


just another simple beauty term for jerking your meat.