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Hockey Chirps - Page 185
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BEST VOTED CHIRPS  (by props and age)


HoodRat

Posted By: mikeballin (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The hero on the team always fellin' a scrap, runnin on pure Gatorade and Dip.
ex. "hey Jim look at that Hoodrat out there, he wants to clap some heads"




Tool Shed

Posted By: hockeyboy12 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


This guy is on every team and brags about how many junior A teams want him just constantly chirping about how many coaches called him
ex. hey jonesy fucking ushl coach called me and wants to sign me
you: shut up you fucking toolshed the only ice you see here is in the bottom of your glass.




Pretty Dress

Posted By: wrd15 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


Directed towards the kid that whines about shit all the time...

"Oh what a pretty dress you have on. Did you pick it out all by yourself or did your mom help you?"




diamond

Posted By: penis (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


skates around as fast as he can but doesnt go into the corners and talks loud at lunch.




coughing up muffins

Posted By: pasqua (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


When a plug can't shoot for his life depended on it
"Hey fish, nice muffins your coughing up today eh? "
"Hey O'Shea nice muffin's buddy!!!"




Microwave

Posted By: JohnnyGlovesave (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


As we all know, a microwave warms up a TV dinner for about 3 minutes, then it sits on the counter and looks pretty the rest of the night. A microwave would be the player who spends about 3-5 minutes on the ice for warmups, then doesnt touch the ice again the entire game




mennonite furniture

Posted By: yardsehl (view profile) 04-Jun-2008


when some johnny no hands has a breakaway or scoring chance and doesnt score you say; "hey clarky...this guys got less finish than mennonite furniture!"




Rock Pile

Posted By: Skoal_hockey_30 (view profile) 01-Sep-2008


Used for the rooks on the team

"hey rock piles, them water bottles better be filled up for prakky or the vets are gonna have their way with you plugs"




Brutus Beefcake

Posted By: PShockey18 (view profile) 03-Feb-2009


The team hardass.

"Check out Brutus Beefcake over there trying to scrap with the freshmen."




Cotton Ball

Posted By: McLaren94 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


Term used for the softest schmeebucket out there

"Eh ya check out that pussy layin down on the ice? Too soft man"

"Kids a fuckin Cotton Ball"

(Cotton Ball=Soft)