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Hockey Chirps - Page 185
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Dead Bird

Posted By: lettherebelight (view profile) 17-Feb-2009


When some plug tries to join the big wheels and comes up with a God-awful chirp.

Ex: "Hey, Stacky, I've heard better chirps from a dead bird."




10 minute mischewchuk

Posted By: Gordova (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


a lad takes a 10 at the end of the 2nd period so he can slap in a lipper during the intermission and continue enjoying it while sitting in the pim box for another 10...great way to calm the nerves




kamikaze

Posted By: NorsemenHockey30 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


The guy on the team who goes for the massive hit, but usually ends up flying into the boards head first like he's trying to kill himself.

dude, did you see kamikaze Carter go ragdoll into those boards?




Russian Tampon

Posted By: jsgrinder27 (view profile) 18-Jun-2008


What do you call a Russian player with inconsistency?

A Russian Tampon. Only good for one period.




Skoal Trolls

Posted By: Baxy12 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


For the guys who surround you lookin' for a pinch 'cause they're just phenin' for a gagger before/after the big game.

"Eh Moley, better watch out for the Skoal Trolls if you're gonna crack that tin in here"




bar down

Posted By: mccoy26 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when some dangler goes thru the whole team then finishes it off with a sick shot that rings crossy and goes directly down and into the back of the net....." wow did you just see that ! killa just went bar down"....




Speedbag'd

Posted By: WCI_9 (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


when you pump some plug in a fight

"buddy you just got speedbag'd"




The Avery Hat Trick

Posted By: sebben (view profile) 18-Nov-2008


1 diving penalty, 1 hit from behind and turtleling in a fight all-in-one game




Lettuce

Posted By: millsauce17 (view profile) 21-Jul-2010


having beautiful curly flow out the back of your lid that looks like a freshly tossed garden salad (ie. jaromir jagr in his penguins days)




Johnny Delivery

Posted By: Kennedy@GSH (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


Refers to the duster on the team who constantly sends the puck up the middle resulting in a turnover.

Ex. "Hey Sabs you get a part time job at Johnny Delivery... Quit sending pizza's up the middle you plug"