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Hockey Chirps - Page 186
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Third Leg

Posted By: gonginshoes_14 (view profile) 09-Apr-2008


Usually the charity case on the team. This breed of plug uses his twig to keep him afloat because he uses his ankles to skate instead of his jets. see bender




Titty Bar In

Posted By: rdono71 (view profile) 29-Sep-2008


This term can is a great way to describe a bar in snipe.
Ex. Did you see Walchuk's snipe? He went tiity bar in!




Coat hanger

Posted By: Durty_Dangles (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


Used when things just aren't going right for a tender

Ex: "Hey get the coat hanger you gotta yank this guy out"




Ink

Posted By: SpeedyDeaner09 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when you pull write ups in the paper while the shitshows across the bench can't don't get mentioned at all

"Fuck you 1-3 I got more ink in the dealer then you got in your faggot ass pencil case."




hack

Posted By: avablink182 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the bender on the team skates around the ice taking cheap hooking/slashing penalties, and everyones tellin him way to be tough and dig out there..when in reality everyones talkin about em behind his back

hack: hey guys did you see me diggin out there
you: easy harry....u fuckin hack..give it a rest for a while




hackshow

Posted By: avablink182 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the duster on team gets his 1st-2nd shift oft he game and hes braggin about how he got his 1st penalty...

"hey ronnie, your a fuckin hackshow...u fuckin duster u play 3 shifts a game tops, and your gettin penalties"




Mash pudding

Posted By: CanadaBacon (view profile) 16-Mar-2009


Your fucking face after taking a slapper.




Summer Teeth

Posted By: mpaul71 (view profile) 18-Mar-2009


A chirp used when a duster is jawing you and his teeth are just scattered all over his mouth. Ex: "Hey dude nice summer teeth, some are here, some are there."




Break Fog

Posted By: pieper22 (view profile) 23-Mar-2009


When you see a bender on the other team wind up for a clapper from the point and muffs it on net, you simply yell, "hey 7's that shot couldn't break fog!"




Charlie Convulsion

Posted By: b4ng3r (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


A guy who tries to make too many moves on a breakaway and it looks like he’s convulsing. He usually ends up in the corner ass over teakettle with the puck underneath him.

“Nice break-away Charlie Convulsion, even the refs are laughing at you”.