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Hockey Chirps - Page 186
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


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Africa

Posted By: Clovell (view profile) 12-Jan-2009


Hey ye plug, Africa gets more ice than you



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GongFlow

Posted By: iSnip3 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


This flow is the embodiment of gongshow hockey and embraces all respects of the game. The wearer must be a beauty, most likely wearing the C as well. He has the best wheels, best snipes and feeds, and naturally the best Flow. The hair hangs down in his face dripping with sweat during a bag session and out of the earpieces and back of the helmet. It has taken months to perfect, but will last for ages. It is complimented by a clutch lid and the puckies can't help but run their hands through it. The GongFlow is in itself timeless.



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Press Box

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Simply refers to a situation where you find yourself theDD and sober for the night at the bar. You know your not going have a goodtime or be part of any of the excitement, but hey we all gotta pay the piperevery once in awhile. EG. "Hey Sullie, how was Montana's last night" "I dunno I watched it from the pressbox."



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Fence

Posted By: ZBomber (view profile) 01-Dec-2008


For use agaisnt the duster on the other team who wears a bird cage instead of a half vis and who never stops chirping

ex. Duster- chirps
"shut up before i pull you through that fucking fence bud"



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Bugs in the Grill

Posted By: ginoodjick (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


When you pull a dip out but still have strands of tobacco in your teeth.

"Hey Ricky, how am I lookin?"

"Not bad still got some bugs in the grill"



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BAND-AID

Posted By: hockeymack17 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


the kid on the team who is always talking about how he is goin to the show but seems to only get through 1/4 of the season because of his various injuries..
Ex. Bak what happened thought you were goin to the show you fuckin band-aid



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Shit Teeth

Posted By: Sutchy (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


"Shit-Teeth"
A great Carve to use on the ice: ex. "Nice shit-teeth buddy, it looks like your tongues in jail". Finding new ways to carve another players Teeth is always kept in high regard by the boys.



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Accountant

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


great beak when some plug gets in your face in a game about some shitty gino they netted usually a garbage goal.

plug- " yeah bud thats two for me tonight"
stud- " easy pal i have an accountant in the stands handling the numbers i put up, act like youve been there before fuckin dustshow"



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The Graveyard Shift

Posted By: 9kflop15 (view profile) 24-Jun-2008


when a plug who's team is getting pummeled gets sent out by his coach in the last 20 seconds of the game just to keep the rust from forming on his skates

ex. Hey 10, what's this the graveyard shift!



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Beer League Chirp

Posted By: beddows81 (view profile) 25-Aug-2008


Old Timer: Your Just a superstar eh 16

You: Im fuckin your Daughter Tonight pal

Had a few old timers drop the mitts and come at me after they heard that, works well, use it