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Hockey Chirps - Page 187
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primo bed

Posted By: roondawg (view profile) 10-Mar-2009


when you lay the body out to block a pass, shot or attempted sauce. when completed properly, you tell the oppostition,
" dude that was a sick bed,"




Johnny Fuckin Hero

Posted By: atlknights18 (view profile) 26-Mar-2009


The plug on the ice that usually wants to do everything himself, but usually fails.

"Hey Jord-o you see Monty out there?"
"Fuckin right Serge, he's lookin like a Johnny Fuckin Hero out there."

coach - "Boys we don't need no Johnny Fuckin Hero's"




The Brouwer

Posted By: boogs21 (view profile) 11-May-2009


this is for the tard on your team that shows up 15 minutes late for a team meeting and sits down and 30 seconds later his phone goes off...retard




collecting dust

Posted By: supremesnipe (view profile) 04-Jul-2008


Used for the slowest guy on the ice, especially on the other team, who won't shut up.

"Hey 2-4, learn to skate before you move your lips: dust is collected on you, you plug"




Timmy Tangles

Posted By: wisey07 (view profile) 07-Oct-2008


This one's for the duster who thinks he's got hands but not at all.
" Who do you think you are Jimmy Dangles more like Timmy Tangles "




Fuzzy Porcupine

Posted By: wader08 (view profile) 24-Oct-2008


This is for the Duster Goalie on the team that is a backup. He has so many splinters in his has ass from ridding the pine he looks like a Fuzzy little porcupine. You can usuasly spot this gongshow sitting on the far end of the bench in his dry gear. They only action this guy gets is warmups or if a puck flys up on the bench.




Corner whore

Posted By: andersok (view profile) 27-Feb-2009


When the other teams goalie has a massive 5 hole.

Ex. Hey Church that goalies got a bigger hole between his legs than the corner whore




Naf (N.A.F.)

Posted By: TopShelfShooter (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


Stands for Non-Athletic Fuck, easily used and seems to just roll off the tongue.

ie: "Damn, look at that team, bunch of fuckin' Naf's."




Sperm line

Posted By: Tendy90 (view profile) 08-Apr-2008


chirp used for an absolutly dusty line Ex. hey 1-6 i have seen lines at the sperm bank move faster then yours.




Tears

Posted By: stevethedangler (view profile) 17-May-2008


Used when the stripes calls you on a bow and you know this is a garbage call.

"Hey stripes i hit him clean with my shoulder. come here and look, you can see his teardrops on it."