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Hockey Chirps - Page 187
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Loose Change

Posted By: divory39 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The scraps of chew at the end of a tin that aren't enough for a solid pinch but can be combined with other tins scraps to create a full pinch.

Player A: Hey gimme that loose change so I can make this worth it.




neckguard

Posted By: wisey07 (view profile) 25-Aug-2008


this one is a beaut to use on the kid who just runs his mouth all night about scrappin' but you know won't
" yo lets drop the gloves man ill kik yer ass man"
" Kay there bud the only time you'd drop the gloves is to fix your neckguard "




Ice the Puck

Posted By: Fleury (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This is used when someone is in an arguement that they just can't win, and there down to their last resort, the only thing left to do is ice the puck and re-group.
"Hey Sully, ice the puck buddy, ur not gonna win this one."




iTunes

Posted By: GDempster (view profile) 20-Feb-2008


The guy in charge of the pre-game and post-game music.

"go back iTunes, that's a fucking classic"




The Half Mahogany

Posted By: mlac31 (view profile) 16-Jul-2008


This is the guy in the room after a game or practise who will sit in the room rubbin his wellwood makin it big so he doesnt feel like a duster when he walks into the shower with the boys.

Ex: "Hey Chimmer, Look at koliz commin in with the half mahogany".




The Line Change

Posted By: Ricecakes86 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


All dippers know this move. When you have been using your lower lip for every dip all week, its time to make the line change, switch that shit and put it to the left or the right. The first line can't score all the goals.




Rust Bucket

Posted By: army17 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


If Theres a player on the other team who's just sporting the worst bucket you have ever seen you just gotta chip in
"Ehh bud, i used to have the same bucket! Then my dad got a job."




donut line

Posted By: brownt88 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


a line with good wingers but a brutal center and it seems like theres a hole in the middle of the line.




The Blind Squirrel

Posted By: dcaliendo (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


this is for the plug who thinks he's captain snipe show who gets in for tha last 30 seconds of a game when his team is down by 4 and gets a lucky goal every once and a while and thinks he's nasty.

ex. Plug-Dude you see my snipe out there today?
You- Shut up you plug, every blind squirrel gets an acorn everyonce and a while.




Gas Mileage

Posted By: Stevo21 (view profile) 18-Jun-2008


Term used when talking about how many daps you get per tin..
ex: Hey murph, i gotta take it easy im gettin bad gas mileage