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Hockey Chirps - Page 188
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Tucan

Posted By: esky13 (view profile) 07-May-2008


used to describe a kid on the team that does nothing but chirp all the time....biggest beak in the league.




The Handfull

Posted By: wisey07 (view profile) 26-Jul-2008


This chirp is used for the plug who thinks he's a hero an then can't finish on the break away

" Hey plug you couldn't score in a whore house with a hand full of twenties "




The nurse

Posted By: Hayds (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


A great party chip for the guy on the team who is 3 beers behind.
" hey jackson look at that plug, he should be working at a hospital the way he's nursing that beer"




A Beauty

Posted By: bighock7 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This a guy on your team thats just the freaking man.....He does all sorts of crazy things and makes everybody just laugh their ass off.....He's an awesome guy ...a lot of fun...You can use this term by saying...." That joey, he's a friggin beauty".




Dodgeball

Posted By: danfromcanada (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


a goalie who gets scored on so much it's like he is playin dodgeball.

"hey tendy you should try dodgeball!"
or
"we're not playin dodgeball, you are supposed to stop it"




craig mactavish

Posted By: brewnchew11 (view profile) 12-Jan-2009


craig mactavish was the last player in the nhl not to wear a helmet, likewise...off the ice, wheelin and "doing it" dangerously is known as going craig mactavish.

example: "hey Jonsey, how'd you make out last night?"
-yea, i did'er craig mactivish style...




Antique

Posted By: danGleS_04 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When someone pulls out a chirp you've heard a million times before like 'you bender)

ex. be careful with that one, thats an antique




Empty Netter

Posted By: Andich (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


When you see a broad whos god aweful, but would look nice as another number under your philthy belt, youd call her an empty netter, ya know nothing to brag about to the boys




Sled Hockey

Posted By: Houseleague27 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


for the total bendshow who cant skate for shit....

"Hey Ankles, I've seen better cross overs in sled hockey"




cough drop

Posted By: Hodgey049 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


the plug that keeps coughing up the puck.

(ex. damn someone needs to get bigsy a cough drop. he keeps coughin up the puck.)