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Hockey Chirps - Page 189
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BEST VOTED CHIRPS  (by props and age)


Puck Run

Posted By: ukybro (view profile) 08-Apr-2008


The bender who only touches a puck when he picks them up around the rink after prax.
"Hey Puck run shut you're mouth you have a job to do"




Keith Katchukn' me

Posted By: Danglesnipe77 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


Ex. " Jonsy just scored? You gotta be Keith Katchuckn' me!




snakes

Posted By: Espej09 (view profile) 07-Apr-2009


For the guy on your squad who tries to dangle but cant and hes still a beauty.

Hey Paulsy your charmin snakes out there with those moves"




beachball

Posted By: tjmp1920 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


when a goalie is so bad, you let your other mates know that he cant even stop a beachball




Snipe Nugget

Posted By: kunze9 (view profile) 27-Mar-2008


An absolutely dirty pass to the slot that can't help but be sniped top cheese by any player.

ex.) Hey Hortsey, when are you gunna burry one. I've been serving you snipe nuggets all night.

(Snipe nugget can be served with or without sauce)




Stevey Bird

Posted By: clouthier16 (view profile) 17-Feb-2009


wen a duster on the 4th line does absolutetly nothing all year but always manages to play big and snagged 3 points in front of the home crowd.haha unreal!




Snufalufagus

Posted By: UnclePhat (view profile) 05-May-2009


Too tight on the undergarments. Looks liek this teammate is smuggling grapes and bannanas into lockeroom.

"Hey Snufalufagus how about a little cover up?"




Canteen

Posted By: Coyner (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


"hey bud your wheelin today. the canteen must be closed for once."




doug weights

Posted By: RBKTaylor (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


When a little bitch on the other team starts chirping you tell him to go lift some doug weights




nylons

Posted By: Nogoalov (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


When someone wears socks that are 20 years old and full of holes and runs and need to be replaced.

"Hey Peltzer, check out the nylons on number 18"