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LATEST SUBMITTED CHIRPS (Newest first)Sammy MalonePosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 This is the one guy that cannot give up the dream of being an athlete. After living his glory days in juniors he will often be found at the local hotspot bartending and telling old tales of how good he was when he played back in the day. Don't be fooled by this dusters stories, for most of them if not all are fabricated and well thought out since this plug has all the time in the world between his bartending job and his 18 hour a day sleep habits. Truly a top notch plug who can only rely on his looks for so long. The Cape/ Hero CapePosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 Every team's got one and can do without. Put a few pints into this fella and all the sudden he's Superman. You tell a great story, he HAS to tell a better one, which is usually 98% fabricated. He will go to great lengths to impress broads or one of the boys who's signed a pro contract or even played a few in the show by buying the rounds and accumulating $300 tabs with money he doesn't have, or tries to embarass the boys with his lackluster, unoriginal carves....Ends up embarassing himself instead of the boys. Usually the worst player on the team. CougarPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 An older attractive female in her thirties, but unlike the milf, isn't married. These cougars usually are at the bars looking for an older guy, but dont be shy with them. WarriorPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 Much like a trooper, that will booze it up at the drop of a hat. A well respected member of the team, never lets a morning bag skate get in the way of a trip to the bar. The Warrior is usually a newcomer who has gained the respect of his teammates on and off the ice. Will be a wiley veteran in years to come. Captain of the all ugly teamPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 The ugliest guy in the league, hands down. Many players are on the all ugly team, but this guy takes the cake. One of these guys comes around only every few years, and usually holds the title until departure. Puck BagPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 The 4th string goalie on your elite hockey team. His only importance to the team is making sure they don't lose any pucks over the season. Usually a kid in his last year or so that is going to end up a prominent men's league all-star. These poor guys only see the ice during non- league scrimmages when your team is down by 7 or up by 10 with no chance of a shutout. They still believe they have a shot but actually should hang em up. Drill KillerPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 This duster is the one douchebag on the team that screws up every drill possible. Even if you have done it 100 times, he still manages to mess it up. ParamountPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 Great all around word.. Used to describe a great play or a stellar moment...ie. That play was paramount... a true beauty Great word used at almost any moment Grocery StickPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 The grocery stick is the player on the bench that isn't getting any ice and isn't moving on the bench, he's just standing there, separating the forwards from the d. Just like the grocery stick that separates your groceries from someone else's at the check out. Cement PadsPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 "Cement pads" is when the goalie stands there and watches the shot go by him without even moving his legs. This can be used on either your or the opposing goaltender after a week goal EX. hey Joe you got your cement pads on tonight or what you didn't even move! |
