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Hockey Chirps - Page 190
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Bring Your Own Puck

Posted By: steven91 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Use this one when you're completly dominating a team.
Ex. Eh Smitty maybe the other guys should have brought their own puck cause the sure as hell never got near this one.



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Freddy Facebook

Posted By: Toepull1406 (view profile) 17-May-2008


The kid on the team that dont wheel broads but instead just creeps them all on facebook, creepin like freddy krueger.

ex) hey freddy facebook, ease up off that chick, you havent even met her.



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Sent on Waivers

Posted By: MoorZi (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


Used for Bobby Big Wheel who just dumped his girlfriend
" Hey man how is you and your girl"
" shitty broo had to send herr on waivers"



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digital clock

Posted By: greensboro (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


nice chirp to say to a bendshow who looks like hes stickhandlin with two nubs..

ey 1-5 i've seen better hands on a digital clock



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spice rack

Posted By: mctrev7 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


refers to the remnants left in your teeth after a huge lipper. Normally happens at innopportune times such as ur girlfriend or one of your parents walks in after u just spit out ur dip u smile and she asks u whats in your teeth.You look like you just ate a pepper shaker.Never fun to get caught with the spice rack.



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apple sauce

Posted By: miners17 (view profile) 04-Mar-2008


when you float drity sauce to get an assist



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chirpdeck

Posted By: kgee (view profile) 15-Oct-2008


all of the retard pretenders who string together gongshow chirps at the rink so they sound like they know what the fuck theyre talking about, like they have them on flash cards to learn them all.

pretender: " Hey fritzy, did you like that t-bomb applesauce I gave you? that was dirty, huh? Did you wheel that pucky last nite? can i bum a gagsy after pracky? That was a sick tilt last Thursday, you really pumped that guy's eyes shut. "

vets : " easy chirpdeck, dont use them all at once. "



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Dropped change

Posted By: Knuckles12 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A beak to use when some meathead asks to go, and he is some small fuck that you know you will absolutely kill.

"Hey 2-8, drop the mits you puss."

"Pal, I've dropped change that weighs more than you, get back on the bench ya plug."



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Stat Rat

Posted By: skuki48 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


Someone who sprints to the ref after a goal and says their own number for the assist.

"Yo stripes! 17 on the assist!"

Distant couzin of the Chissler....



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10 and a game

Posted By: hollistersurf (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when you get thrown out of a party/bar for bein too drunk

eh marty how was that party last week?
huge bust buddy, i got 10 and a game in the first period