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Hockey Chirps - Page 190
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Roller Coaster

Posted By: royalsplayer89 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


when a bender scores his first goal... Hey buddy this aint no fuckin roller coaster ride put your hands down




Third Man In

Posted By: hannon17 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


If a buddy of yours needs a dip you give him one. If another one of your boys asks for a dip, he is not given one due to the third man in rule.

Ex: Hey hands let me get a pinch.
Sure buddy, here ya go.
Hands, can i get a pinch too?
Nah bud, sorry, you're third man in.




Lottery Ticket

Posted By: hockey009 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


used for the duster on the team that rarely dresses.

Ex. Hey bobby, you've been scratched more times than a lottery ticket




Fish Bowl

Posted By: mctrev7 (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


Used when the duster on the other team starts chirpin you and he has a jizz shield instead of a cage.

duster:I'll kick your ass
you: sorry, what was that, roll down your window I can't hear you




Pregnant Ref

Posted By: KidCanary (view profile) 23-Mar-2008


Use in the third period when a Ref is fucking your team over.

Oakie Brumm: "Ref you gotta be pregnant, you've missed two periods already!"




Coupons

Posted By: BTateisamazing (view profile) 09-Apr-2008


Hey goalie, I've seen coupons that save more than you.




Babysitter

Posted By: gongshowcrowe (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


used for the only decent guy on a line who has to wipe-up the shitshow made by his 2 bender linemates.

"hey Brooksie, havin' fun playin' babysitter with those two pants-shitters?"




Dump and change

Posted By: IUpuck3 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When you and the boys are at the bar and theres nobody there but dudes and ugly people
ex. Fish this place is fuckin brutal it's time for a dump and change, lets bail




Bookmark

Posted By: Neke16 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


The kid on your team who doesn't play and seperates the defense from the forwards on the bench. (see Grocery Stick)




Healthy Scratch

Posted By: Fleury (view profile) 28-Feb-2008


Use this when one of the plugs on your team thinks hes headin out with u and the rest of the boys that night.
"Boys! whats the gameplan for tonight?"
"I wouldn't worry about it to much, coach said you're a healthy scratch tonight"