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Hockey Chirps - Page 191
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Cheese Cloth

Posted By: mpaul71 (view profile) 25-Mar-2009


A chirp used when your team burys on an awful tendy you simply say " Siv you look a piece of frickin cheese cloth in net."



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Johnny jockstrap

Posted By: jbartels15 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The dumbass in the locker room who thinks it's funny to walk around and snap other broski's jocks. He is also the guy who never touches a broadskis thong.
Ex: "Hey Tom you see Johnny jockstrap over there? I'll bet girls really think he's charming."



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Home Hardware

Posted By: Fleury (view profile) 05-Mar-2008


"hey 3-6... how about u go to home hardware and buy urself a set of skills"



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Envy of a Vaccume

Posted By: CM_30_Tender (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Description for those total dustshows

"Murph, you're the envy of a vaccume cleaner man"



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Bend the Onion Bag

Posted By: Hess14 (view profile) 07-May-2008


when you snipe and the back of the net bends out
ex. way to bend the onion bag there jonesy



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LOW

Posted By: OBDxTdrag2494 (view profile) 13-Mar-2009


Pretty funny beak
When bendshow mcgee is on you tell him he's got LOW (lack of wheels)
And most of the time they'll be like what. It's pretty funny. I've been trying it out

You: hey dustshow you got LOW
Duster: what?



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hit from behind

Posted By: Formzy44 (view profile) 04-Nov-2008


whoa easy there flamer, keep the banging to the front of the jersey....we dont want you gettin excited



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SOmetimes you're the hunter, and sometimes you're the plastic duck

Posted By: Nogoalov (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


Stated after those goals where you are wide open but don't get a pass or when you crash the net or screen the goalie but aren't in on the goal.



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hooker

Posted By: sabresfan1 (view profile) 25-Sep-2008


hey ref! how much do we owe you?! because your blowing the game!



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French Fries

Posted By: stevethedangler (view profile) 17-May-2008


This is when a porker gets in your face after a whistle infront of the net. He's huffing and puffing that he can kick your ass. Be a dick, hit him with a low blow" Hey French Fries get the fuck away from me.