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LATEST SUBMITTED CHIRPS (Newest first)CampingPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 "Camping" is the new "Junk-in-the-trunk". This is a carve for a someone who is carrying a lot in the back. Looks like they have enough gear in the trunk to go camping. Ex: "Hey fellas, check out the Scout! has enough gear to go camping for a week!" StatsPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 this refers to the player on your team that knows everyone's stats in your league, and all the junior, semi-pro and pro leagues as well. He knows where everyone is playing and how many points or PIMs they have. "hey stats, how many ginos and apples does Fraser have this year" Flippin shit burgersPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 This one goes out to the biggest story teller on the team. The one who can never get enough of their own voice and loves telling stories. Wait till you catch them in a good lie then you can be like "Hey pal, Quit Flippin shit Burgers." LadderPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 you know that kid on your team who is 6 foot 6 orbigger... He's really tall and skinny and bad, he's only on the team becauseof his height, and incase the need for a ladder arises... he skates withreally long and slow strides and has no foot speed. if you recognize thefact that he's a ladder, he will appreciate you, he just wants to feel useful, and if he's not useful in hockey, he can be useful as a ladder Henry Healthy-ScratchPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 This term usually describes the first year schmelt orplug who are usually found always riding the pine, or in and out of theline-up with the other fourth and fifth liners. Example, while you (a vet)is gettin dressed you can just say "Hey, Chessel since you're HenryHealthy-Scratch tonight, you might as well grab me a tin of chew from thestore.." NHLPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 This term often can be said about players with a lot ofLOFT (AKA. Lack of Freaking Talent) who think they really are going to theshow. They play hockey in the bushest leagues out there and oftenstrut around like the invented the game. Ask these guys if they haveever thought about playing in the NHL.... otherwise known as the No-WhereHockey League-- the worst, most untalented leagues in North America. You canalso say... buddy here is going to the NHL... then later explain the insidejoke to the boys. SewerPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 A "sewer" is usually done by the bobby big wheels of theteam. When the guy try's to cut u down in front of someone it is known as asewer. So if a guy beaks u in front of a rod say, "eh bobby u don't gotta sewer me" Team ZeroPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 This beauty often promises their teammates a a party with all the fixings... However, when theboys arrive, its nothing but an empty mud pit, no booze, no women and twolonely sons of bitches. Once the team hero, this pathetic display of ahockey player is now the team zero. trevor kiddPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 When someone tries to chirp you at a party or bar, hit them back with the 'who are you trevor kiddin?' they'll giveyou a confused look because they have no idea what you're talking about, butyour buddies will be howling and you got time to pour a beer on their headbefore they realize what happened! Protective TechnitionPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 The true gladiators of the organization. The ones yousend out when someone is taking liberties with the guys who have the talentor just to send a message to the opposition. Lets face it, terms like"Goon" and "Meathead" aren't that flattering, and are these the guys youreally want pissed off at you? |
