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Hockey Chirps - Page 191
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


sponge

Posted By: scsunified10 (view profile) 17-Apr-2008


the plug who takes a shift didnt do anything and drinks a whole bottle of water right after each shit

"aye marco you fuckin sponge save us some water eh"




LIVEGONG

Posted By: GREENORICHARD (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


similar to the LIVESTRONG campaign..to all true hockey players living your life as a true beaut, the gongshow way.




Gordy Go Hard

Posted By: Enforcer90 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


the shitshow who goes 100% during sticks and pucks to try and look good infront of the people walking around the rink ex. "hey take it easy gordy go hard boni driver knows u suck"




Tinted Visor

Posted By: hockey009 (view profile) 29-Apr-2009


Used to substitute the phrase "beer goggles"

Ex: "Well boys Sully's wheelin every nasty broad in the bar, He's got his tinted visor on tonight"




Hellen Keller

Posted By: ianmac (view profile) 29-Apr-2009


The shy guy in the dressing room who doesn't say anything, but goes out and snipes goal after goal. Basically, he does his talking with his hands.




All Swedish and no Finnish...

Posted By: Dizzy (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


This little chirp is used when you and the boys getting rattled at the local watering hole. You notice smitty getting turndown by a hoodrat. You turn to pitts and say lol




Hubcap

Posted By: peterk3 (view profile) 26-Jul-2008


A plug who thinks he's cool just because he hangs around with big wheels

Ex. "Don't kid yourself Busey, tha broads ain't lookin at you, your just the hubcap of the group"




I've seen better wheels on a canoe

Posted By: large (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


for the hero with absolutely no duels around the ladies




Wall-Grinder

Posted By: TPalsson (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A plug who's showerin' that has his pecker practically glued to the wall so that none of the boys can see his undersizes horn.
"Hey Smitty this is a shower, not a dance floor you fuckin' wall grinder"




dust bunny

Posted By: pittsky (view profile) 17-Feb-2009


a girl who hooks up with the duster on your team.