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Hockey Chirps - Page 191
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


FLOW

Posted By: hockeykid687 (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


This hair has been grown for ages, and every player has had hockey hair at least once in their career. Most of the time it occurs do to laziness of not knowing where to get your hair cut while your playing in a foreign town or city. Broads tell you they hate your hair but really they love it. Nothing compares to flying down the ice while your long brownish locks are going out of control out of your bucket. During the anthem when you drop your helmet and push your hair out of your eyes, you look into the crowd and you just think to yourself, my flow is untouchable.




Ron Textall

Posted By: bardown51 (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


The guy who just can't stop texting either if its in the dressing room, in the car or in the bars. This guys always has his head burried in his celly trying to wheel.
"Hey Johnny,look at Ron Textall over there, he hasnt put his celly away all night."




ice in my drink

Posted By: teixeira86 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when a duster on the other teams bench yells a chirp while your lineing up for the faceoff

" eh buddy i've seen more ice in my drink than you have all year ya plug"




Jofa

Posted By: chooter (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This term is used for the town butterface, this is because jofa has great all around equipment apart from the bucket
ex. eh man did u see that broadski
- yeah , she was quite the jofa.




"Does your wife know your fucking us?"

Posted By: morrissey26 (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


Used toward a ref who is a complete hackshow and is blowing the game by making call after call




Lottery Ticket

Posted By: hockey009 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


used for the duster on the team that rarely dresses.

Ex. Hey bobby, you've been scratched more times than a lottery ticket