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Hockey Chirps - Page 193
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BEST VOTED CHIRPS  (by props and age)


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Smitty

Posted By: bbt11 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A bender plugshow who cant tilt to save his donger



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Hat Trick Hero

Posted By: sickceles101 (view profile) 12-Mar-2008


Good name when a plug on your fourth line gets the flukiest fuckin hat trick in a 10-0 game, gets pissed when he doesnt get game star then never scores again all season



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Tweety Bird

Posted By: KidCanary (view profile) 23-Mar-2008


A chirp to use when some shitshow starts talking smart but has done nothing but cough up dandies at the blue line all game long. EXAMPLE:

Plug: "Nothing but dangles tonight buddy..."
Beaut: "Chirp chirp, Tweety Bird, go back to Looney Tunes you fuckin' disgrace."



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Back hand tee-bomb

Posted By: Julian17 (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


term for throwing an unreal back hand toe drag
ex "mike you would throw a back hand tee bomb and then not finish"



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Like a Chef

Posted By: Julian17 (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


"Im like a gourmet chef throwing apple sauce all over the ice.."
(see apple sauce)

great when you chirped by a teammate



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rhino

Posted By: zikos (view profile) 21-Feb-2008


used for someone with no hands
"hey randy ive seen better hands on a rhino"



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sports googles

Posted By: chirpsshow12xX (view profile) 01-Dec-2008


for the plug on the other team wearing sports goggles

ex:hey 1-4 nice goggs buddy they come in mens



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Better Hits

Posted By: Hofmann2424 (view profile) 12-Mar-2008


Hey guy, i've seen better hits takin out of a bong.



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Tennis

Posted By: dangletown (view profile) 17-Apr-2008


ive seen better backhands in tennis



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Big Shot...

Posted By: mahood (view profile) 27-Mar-2008


when some duster is trying to pimp himself up and make himself look big u just reply with

hey bud im the reason the media exists