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Hockey Chirps - Page 193
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Touch his Underwear

Posted By: suttonboy12 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


When a plug thinks he's all tough after getting beat up "yeah real tough for a guy who's dick doesn't touch his underwear"




Called in Sick

Posted By: GOODY85 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


Beaut term for when one of the boys is having a brutal game and can't dangle or pick up a pass...

"Hey Millsy, your hands call in sick today?"

Can also be used for when you're at the bar and some goof walks by with no sleeves on his shirt...

"Look at Plugly over there, I think his sleeves called in sick."




Doorbell

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when the franchise player on your team comes in on a tender and just rips a snapper Bar-down and its so hard the clink off the Crossbar sounds like a doorbell,

" you see stevie in the 2nd period, fuckin guys ringin doorbells like he is sellin cookies"




Apple Sauce

Posted By: Hodgey049 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


a beauty of a pass for a durty goal.




Penalty Shot

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This is when you are at a bar or party and you and your friends spot a true beauty. After some debate and plenty of carving,one of the boys is granted the first shot at talking to her. Use- "That blonde is hot, but its JBs birthday so we're givinghim a penalty shot."




google me

Posted By: sloose (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when some bender ask "who are you" you simply repley "google me"




Tommy Two Beers

Posted By: bardown51 (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


The duster who has two beers all night and just pretends to be bombed. Half the time he gives all his brew away to other peeps or dumps them in the crapper.

"Look at Tommy Two Beers, pretending hes drunk so he can play the "i don't know what i did i was hammered card"




Third Man In

Posted By: hannon17 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


If a buddy of yours needs a dip you give him one. If another one of your boys asks for a dip, he is not given one due to the third man in rule.

Ex: Hey hands let me get a pinch.
Sure buddy, here ya go.
Hands, can i get a pinch too?
Nah bud, sorry, you're third man in.




Lottery Ticket

Posted By: hockey009 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


used for the duster on the team that rarely dresses.

Ex. Hey bobby, you've been scratched more times than a lottery ticket




Roller Coaster

Posted By: royalsplayer89 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


when a bender scores his first goal... Hey buddy this aint no fuckin roller coaster ride put your hands down