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Hockey Chirps - Page 194
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Fish Bowl

Posted By: mctrev7 (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


Used when the duster on the other team starts chirpin you and he has a jizz shield instead of a cage.

duster:I'll kick your ass
you: sorry, what was that, roll down your window I can't hear you



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Pregnant Ref

Posted By: KidCanary (view profile) 23-Mar-2008


Use in the third period when a Ref is fucking your team over.

Oakie Brumm: "Ref you gotta be pregnant, you've missed two periods already!"



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Coupons

Posted By: BTateisamazing (view profile) 09-Apr-2008


Hey goalie, I've seen coupons that save more than you.



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Dump and change

Posted By: IUpuck3 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When you and the boys are at the bar and theres nobody there but dudes and ugly people
ex. Fish this place is fuckin brutal it's time for a dump and change, lets bail



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Babysitter

Posted By: gongshowcrowe (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


used for the only decent guy on a line who has to wipe-up the shitshow made by his 2 bender linemates.

"hey Brooksie, havin' fun playin' babysitter with those two pants-shitters?"



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Bookmark

Posted By: Neke16 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


The kid on your team who doesn't play and seperates the defense from the forwards on the bench. (see Grocery Stick)



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Healthy Scratch

Posted By: Fleury (view profile) 28-Feb-2008


Use this when one of the plugs on your team thinks hes headin out with u and the rest of the boys that night.
"Boys! whats the gameplan for tonight?"
"I wouldn't worry about it to much, coach said you're a healthy scratch tonight"



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FLOW

Posted By: hockeykid687 (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


This hair has been grown for ages, and every player has had hockey hair at least once in their career. Most of the time it occurs do to laziness of not knowing where to get your hair cut while your playing in a foreign town or city. Broads tell you they hate your hair but really they love it. Nothing compares to flying down the ice while your long brownish locks are going out of control out of your bucket. During the anthem when you drop your helmet and push your hair out of your eyes, you look into the crowd and you just think to yourself, my flow is untouchable.



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Ron Textall

Posted By: bardown51 (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


The guy who just can't stop texting either if its in the dressing room, in the car or in the bars. This guys always has his head burried in his celly trying to wheel.
"Hey Johnny,look at Ron Textall over there, he hasnt put his celly away all night."



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ice in my drink

Posted By: teixeira86 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when a duster on the other teams bench yells a chirp while your lineing up for the faceoff

" eh buddy i've seen more ice in my drink than you have all year ya plug"