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Coupons

Posted By: BTateisamazing (view profile) 09-Apr-2008


Hey goalie, I've seen coupons that save more than you.




Pregnant Ref

Posted By: KidCanary (view profile) 23-Mar-2008


Use in the third period when a Ref is fucking your team over.

Oakie Brumm: "Ref you gotta be pregnant, you've missed two periods already!"




Fish Bowl

Posted By: mctrev7 (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


Used when the duster on the other team starts chirpin you and he has a jizz shield instead of a cage.

duster:I'll kick your ass
you: sorry, what was that, roll down your window I can't hear you




Roller Coaster

Posted By: royalsplayer89 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


when a bender scores his first goal... Hey buddy this aint no fuckin roller coaster ride put your hands down




Lottery Ticket

Posted By: hockey009 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


used for the duster on the team that rarely dresses.

Ex. Hey bobby, you've been scratched more times than a lottery ticket




Third Man In

Posted By: hannon17 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008


If a buddy of yours needs a dip you give him one. If another one of your boys asks for a dip, he is not given one due to the third man in rule.

Ex: Hey hands let me get a pinch.
Sure buddy, here ya go.
Hands, can i get a pinch too?
Nah bud, sorry, you're third man in.




google me

Posted By: sloose (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when some bender ask "who are you" you simply repley "google me"




Tommy Two Beers

Posted By: bardown51 (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


The duster who has two beers all night and just pretends to be bombed. Half the time he gives all his brew away to other peeps or dumps them in the crapper.

"Look at Tommy Two Beers, pretending hes drunk so he can play the "i don't know what i did i was hammered card"




Penalty Shot

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This is when you are at a bar or party and you and your friends spot a true beauty. After some debate and plenty of carving,one of the boys is granted the first shot at talking to her. Use- "That blonde is hot, but its JBs birthday so we're givinghim a penalty shot."




Apple Sauce

Posted By: Hodgey049 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


a beauty of a pass for a durty goal.