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Gretzky

Posted By: colin19 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


what you call the road hockey or pond hockey hero. the guy that goes balls to the wall like she's game 7.




8 am hot

Posted By: tjones017 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


When you wake up next to the broad you met the night before and lift up the covers and cant help but do anything but give the head nod with a smirk.

Ex: -so how fine would you say the broad is that donny brought back last night?
-sooo fine, 8 am hot for sure.




timmy two thumbs

Posted By: snagshow32 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


Use this one for the shitshow of a player who sits on his phone right before gametime textin his brutal lookin broad.

ex. hey tommy two thumbs, put the phone away its time to fill the water bottles.




Howitzer

Posted By: kleiner179 (view profile) 30-Nov-2010


for the cone on your team who thinks he has a cannon
"easy buddy, i doubt you could even break fog with that ripper"




Puffer

Posted By: fanchdaddy18 (view profile) 30-Nov-2010


someone on the team who just sucks..both at hockey and at life

"Look at that kid...what a fuckin puffer"




Ray Charles

Posted By: Marson2 (view profile) 30-Nov-2010


This chirp is to the duster sitting on the bench chirping everyone that comes near him because he hasn't seen the ice all game.

"Ray Charles has seen more ice than you, ya plug!"




Chisler

Posted By: gordy.go.hard (view profile) 30-Nov-2010


The duster on the team who chisels his way to the ref to yell his number for an apple.
Ex) "Hey, chisler shut the fuck up and let the real men get the points, you fuckin' plug!"




State Champ

Posted By: fitzy1444 (view profile) 30-Nov-2010


for the bender that points out his teams previous state title banner hanging in the rink...

plug - "state champs"
you - "what'd you do, fill the water bottles for the team that year?"




Changing barrels

Posted By: marky14 (view profile) 30-Nov-2010


just a cocky thing to do. much like how a gun needs its barrel changed when it gets to hot from firing rounds, change to your 2nd stick when you are sniping and saucin all game because your first stick is getting "too hot"

ex.
"hey coach, i need to change barrels soon, this ones gettin to hot




lunch box

Posted By: ddangler97 (view profile) 30-Nov-2010


the guy on the bus who is more focused and interested on the shit he brought to eat on the bus than the game they are about to play