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BEST VOTED CHIRPS (by props and age)DoorbellPosted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 when the franchise player on your team comes in on a tender and just rips a snapper Bar-down and its so hard the clink off the Crossbar sounds like a doorbell,
Called in SickPosted By: GOODY85 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008 Beaut term for when one of the boys is having a brutal game and can't dangle or pick up a pass...
Grocery StickPosted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 The grocery stick is the player on the bench that isn't getting any ice and isn't moving on the bench, he's just standing there, separating the forwards from the d. Just like the grocery stick that separates your groceries from someone else's at the check out. Touch his UnderwearPosted By: suttonboy12 (view profile) 19-Feb-2008 When a plug thinks he's all tough after getting beat up "yeah real tough for a guy who's dick doesn't touch his underwear" Pine ApplePosted By: BubbaJackson (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 When some plug on your team chissles points from the bench.
Eye infectionPosted By: wtrtwnhockey24 (view profile) 30-Mar-2008 When you don't feel like going to practice after a long night of partying or when your team had a bad game and you know its going to be sprints all practice, you call up your coach and say coach I'm not gonna make it to practice tonight I have an eye infection.
dusterPosted By: derekrahme03 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 This term refers to those unfortunate souls who usually only step on the ice with 14 seconds to go when your team was initially down 4-2 but gave up an empty netter to make it 5-2. The coach finally calls the "dusters" number and does so in a way that the duster feels like he is finally getting an opportunity to showcase the talent he doesn't really possess. Why the term duster? Cause this plug has been sitting on the bench the entire game.............Collecting dust. Always the worst player on team.
Mother GoosePosted By: mustanghockey42 (view profile) 31-Mar-2008 This guy is the king of the bullshit stories and has more of em than you could shake a stick at. He gets tail from broads that live 8 timezones away so there is no way he'll ever get caught in the lie. This guy could have gone pro but he hurt his knee so he's playing Jr B now and he once killed a wolf with his bare hands and has fake pictures to prove it. If you dare tell a story in his presense he will one-up you without thinking twice about it. "it must be hard to eat with no hands"Posted By: 19karena19 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008 For the player that is lacking in the stick handling aspect of the great game we call hockey. This person is known as the kid who has no hands. WagonPosted By: TPalsson (view profile) 07-Feb-2008 Used for chirpin' those stupid wheelie bags.
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