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Yard Sale

Posted By: gongshowcrowe (view profile) 30-Nov-2010


When some knob gets totally lit up and his equipment ends up scattered all over the ice.

"Hey rooksie, Racki made ya look like a yard sale out there...keep yer fuckin' head up!"



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Useless player

Posted By: kleiner179 (view profile) 08-Nov-2010


after recieving a chirp from the team's worst player
"your about as useful as a blind man in a mine field you fuckin trainwreck"



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Sledge Hockey

Posted By: jtaylor.81 (view profile) 08-Nov-2010


to bender mcbambi legs "hey ankles, i've seen better crossovers in sledge hockey"



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Blocked shot

Posted By: VChase20 (view profile) 08-Nov-2010


When one of your boys is hitting up a good looking girl at the bar and her ugly friends are about to cock-block, a true teammate "blocks a shot" and distracts the ugly friends by any means possible.

"Tuna, where did you go last night?"
"Fucking blocked a shot for Nac, he better have gotten at least a gummer"



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Assback

Posted By: Paddy566 (view profile) 08-Nov-2010


An oldie but a beauty...

For the bender who so desperately wants to play, but every time he tries to jump the boards coach tells him to get his ass back on the bench.

Whoa there assback, where do you think you're going?



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Cheap hooker

Posted By: dropthemitts (view profile) 25-Oct-2010


For a duster tendy who just lies down a spreads out to save a puck.

" this tendys terible"
"i know he's like a cheap hooker, just lies down and spreads out"



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Grunge

Posted By: hockeyboy12 (view profile) 25-Oct-2010


This is the guy on every team that takes a shower whenever he gets a gino... which is never. This guy has the longest sickest beard on the team but is never clean. he thinks he is cool but really everyone just thinks he is a complete bender.



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... on the ice

Posted By: Goose7705 (view profile) 18-Oct-2010


For the forth liner on the other team whose only job is to try and run aronud and tilly everyone.. you know you can dust him but you got bigger things to worry aout.

"Hey pal unlike you, my coach actually needs me on the ice."



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Fixin a Flat.

Posted By: Coxy44 (view profile) 18-Oct-2010


When so grizzly broad has got you in her sights all night and your tryin hard to ditch her

"hey carter...you wheelin that braod over there.....?"
"fuck no...just fixin a flat."



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African ice

Posted By: dirtywhitemitts9 (view profile) 18-Oct-2010


used when some plug of a benchwarmer trys chirping you bench to bench


"Hey fuck you fairy learn how to skate"

"Starving kids in Africa see more Ice then you do bud, Let me sip some water in peace before I go make your goalie look like a dumbass again"