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Hockey Chirps - Page 3
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Smitty

Posted By: bbt11 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A bender plugshow who cant tilt to save his donger




Hat Trick Hero

Posted By: sickceles101 (view profile) 12-Mar-2008


Good name when a plug on your fourth line gets the flukiest fuckin hat trick in a 10-0 game, gets pissed when he doesnt get game star then never scores again all season




Tweety Bird

Posted By: KidCanary (view profile) 23-Mar-2008


A chirp to use when some shitshow starts talking smart but has done nothing but cough up dandies at the blue line all game long. EXAMPLE:

Plug: "Nothing but dangles tonight buddy..."
Beaut: "Chirp chirp, Tweety Bird, go back to Looney Tunes you fuckin' disgrace."




OCD

Posted By: Frahmdiggity (view profile) 05-Mar-2008


Only Crossbar Down




"The Wader"

Posted By: fuzzybowly (view profile) 15-Oct-2008


When a bender on your team thinks hes nasty, but has bricks for hands!

Example: Hey bowly did you see "The Wader" stick handling on that breakaway!

Thanks chad!




Keg

Posted By: rocket1990 (view profile) 28-Feb-2008


Used for the guy on the other team thats always diving.
ex- "Christ, 11 is a like a keg out there, going down to soon and too often"




Gongin Shoes

Posted By: gonginshoes_14 (view profile) 12-Mar-2008


When your at a party or club and you notice one of your buds is just running show on everything and everyone. use: " hey mitts. take a look at jonsey over there. man's got his gongin shoes on"




Shit Snipes

Posted By: IHATEPLUGS (view profile) 10-Jun-2009


Used for the plug on the team with a terrible shot
Ex "Hey buddy, you got shit snipes"




fruit punch

Posted By: BARdown28 (view profile) 26-Jul-2008


used for some dustbowl who beaks all night about figting but wont man up and drop the mitts and skates back to the lockerroom to change his diaper




Sean Rudy

Posted By: toedragmonster (view profile) 10-Feb-2008


For the plug who just talks trash in the Jungle all game but has glue in his mits.

Plug: Yo man ive been danglin all nite
Chirp: Ok bud the only dangle ive seen you do tonight is dangling that glue into your gloves