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Purell

Posted By: mpaul71 (view profile) 18-Oct-2010


Some plug tries chirping you after you undress him, you respond with..

"Buddy my hands are so dirty purell wants to sponsor me"




Ya want tweezers?

Posted By: Ouellet35 (view profile) 18-Oct-2010


"yo buddy do ya need some tweezers"? "noo what the fuck why"? "well your dumper must be killing you with all those slivers up your ass from riding the pine the whole game you fucking plug




Tricycle

Posted By: McFleury29 (view profile) 27-Sep-2010


Used for the fossil that is terrible at wheeling broads.

Ex: "Eh arny, you might as well be a tricycle cause all you got is training wheels".




The Pigeon (Le Pigeon)

Posted By: bauer11 (view profile) 27-Sep-2010


The pigeon is the only animal in the wild who waits by the trash to get fed. This is used when someone on your team is only putting up stats from garbage goals.

Ex.
"Hey Smitty, you gonna do something out there or are you a fucking pigeon tonight?"




Houdini

Posted By: BrooklandsKings89 (view profile) 27-Sep-2010


A term for the guy on your team who leads the team in points all year but disappears in the playoffs

ex( hey jonesy where ya been all post season ya pulled a fucking houdini




the soul pole

Posted By: captclutch1672 (view profile) 27-Sep-2010


the locker room is a sacred place where certain things said do not leave. the soul pole is the shaft of a broken hockey stick used to paddle the duster on the team who breaks this rule.

ex: "dammit chad, how does everyone in school know bout the yesterday's locker room story? thats gonna cost 3 whacks w/ the soul pole."




The Grinch

Posted By: calloways10 (view profile) 27-Sep-2010


When puttin in a chaw, place a pinch in the middle, upper lip making yourself look like a Who from the The Grinch.

"Hey spitzy, check out burnsys top shelf"
"Wow, that's one mean Grinch"




Merk

Posted By: HockeyRoids1011 (view profile) 24-Aug-2010


A word that means to kill, obliterate, destroy, own a team or player; or to physically pound/beat up some guy (usually some duster trying to chirp or someone pissin you off).

1. dude we fuckin merked that team, what bunch of dusters.

2. after practice im gonna fuckin merk that tucan, he startin to sound like a fuckin dead bird




The Helicopter Line

Posted By: Hawked (view profile) 24-Aug-2010


A term used to descirbe a line with a decent centerman and two plugs for wingers. Therefore a line with no wings leaving the center to wheel on his own




dont let fear stop ya.

Posted By: griizzy78 (view profile) 24-Aug-2010


used when some bender thinks hes show time and keeps askin you to spin em...

ex
bender- eh buddy you wanna go, you wanna go ill knock your head off.

you reply.. haha..dont let fear stop you.