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Gordy Go Hard

Posted By: Enforcer90 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


the shitshow who goes 100% during sticks and pucks to try and look good infront of the people walking around the rink ex. "hey take it easy gordy go hard boni driver knows u suck"




Tinted Visor

Posted By: hockey009 (view profile) 29-Apr-2009


Used to substitute the phrase "beer goggles"

Ex: "Well boys Sully's wheelin every nasty broad in the bar, He's got his tinted visor on tonight"




sponge

Posted By: scsunified10 (view profile) 17-Apr-2008


the plug who takes a shift didnt do anything and drinks a whole bottle of water right after each shit

"aye marco you fuckin sponge save us some water eh"




10 and a game

Posted By: hollistersurf (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when you get thrown out of a party/bar for bein too drunk

eh marty how was that party last week?
huge bust buddy, i got 10 and a game in the first period




Stat Rat

Posted By: skuki48 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


Someone who sprints to the ref after a goal and says their own number for the assist.

"Yo stripes! 17 on the assist!"

Distant couzin of the Chissler....




Dropped change

Posted By: Knuckles12 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A beak to use when some meathead asks to go, and he is some small fuck that you know you will absolutely kill.

"Hey 2-8, drop the mits you puss."

"Pal, I've dropped change that weighs more than you, get back on the bench ya plug."




apple sauce

Posted By: miners17 (view profile) 04-Mar-2008


when you float drity sauce to get an assist




chirpdeck

Posted By: kgee (view profile) 15-Oct-2008


all of the retard pretenders who string together gongshow chirps at the rink so they sound like they know what the fuck theyre talking about, like they have them on flash cards to learn them all.

pretender: " Hey fritzy, did you like that t-bomb applesauce I gave you? that was dirty, huh? Did you wheel that pucky last nite? can i bum a gagsy after pracky? That was a sick tilt last Thursday, you really pumped that guy's eyes shut. "

vets : " easy chirpdeck, dont use them all at once. "




spice rack

Posted By: mctrev7 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


refers to the remnants left in your teeth after a huge lipper. Normally happens at innopportune times such as ur girlfriend or one of your parents walks in after u just spit out ur dip u smile and she asks u whats in your teeth.You look like you just ate a pepper shaker.Never fun to get caught with the spice rack.




digital clock

Posted By: greensboro (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


nice chirp to say to a bendshow who looks like hes stickhandlin with two nubs..

ey 1-5 i've seen better hands on a digital clock