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Hockey Chirps - Page 5
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Home Hardware

Posted By: Fleury (view profile) 05-Mar-2008


"hey 3-6... how about u go to home hardware and buy urself a set of skills"




Warm-Up

Posted By: steven91 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


The only time you see any ice is durring the warm up you fucking plug.




timmy text message

Posted By: hartzy (view profile) 01-Mar-2008


the boy on the team who is allways textin in the locker room




Domer

Posted By: GettinSaucy22 (view profile) 18-Nov-2008


Used for the ugliest player on the other team.

Ex. Hey buddy, Did a puck dome you, or are you just that ugly.




Henry Kremington

Posted By: roondawg (view profile) 19-Feb-2009


The gong show who skates across the blue with his head up his ass; expecting to make a sick toe drag across the defensman, but forgets about the other D Man coming across to send him in the training room.

"Hey buddy you just got kremed"




Cheese Cloth

Posted By: mpaul71 (view profile) 25-Mar-2009


A chirp used when your team burys on an awful tendy you simply say " Siv you look a piece of frickin cheese cloth in net."




Johnny jockstrap

Posted By: jbartels15 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The dumbass in the locker room who thinks it's funny to walk around and snap other broski's jocks. He is also the guy who never touches a broadskis thong.
Ex: "Hey Tom you see Johnny jockstrap over there? I'll bet girls really think he's charming."




FOR THE KID who looks retarted skating

Posted By: HitemUP (view profile) 04-Nov-2008


U look like a new born dear trying to walk




to: benders and goalies

Posted By: topshelfgino32 (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


danglin benders and snipin tenders




SHIN GUARD ASSASSIN

Posted By: JKEITH81 (view profile) 26-Mar-2008


for the plug on the team whose shot seems to hit nothing but the other team.