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Bring Your Own Puck

Posted By: steven91 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Use this one when you're completly dominating a team.
Ex. Eh Smitty maybe the other guys should have brought their own puck cause the sure as hell never got near this one.




digital clock

Posted By: greensboro (view profile) 13-Feb-2008


nice chirp to say to a bendshow who looks like hes stickhandlin with two nubs..

ey 1-5 i've seen better hands on a digital clock




The Lawn Mower

Posted By: senny1-4 (view profile) 29-Apr-2008


When one of the lads or some ohter "wheel" starts chrpin the girl ur tryin to snag at the bar. classless act

"Hey John Deer. Quit mowin my fuckin lawn."




Training Wheels

Posted By: Gilesy23 (view profile) 17-Feb-2009


When one of the boys are going out with a broad that night and shes still got her V-Card in her pocket.And hes going to take it from her.

Dean: "hey wheres johnny going tonight?"
Bursey"going to take the training wheels off some broadski"




4th line grinder

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


4th line grinder is similar to the wing man. These guyswill wheel the CB's of the party so his buddy can wheel the hotty.




Santa Brought...

Posted By: patr0510 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


For the guy on the team that magically seems to have grown hands/wheels/dangles over the holiday break.

'Hey Mikey, Santa bring you hands for Christmas?'




echo

Posted By: fergy04 (view profile) 10-Feb-2008


the bender on the team who repeats anything anyone says in the dressing room, or what the coach says on the bench
i.e "lets go fuckin hard boys!" ya lets fuckin go hard boys!" "petey, is there an echo in here?"




Skoal Troll

Posted By: DyerMaker60 (view profile) 29-May-2009


The shitshow on your team who is always stealing or bumming dip off guys, because he is either too cheap or too young to buy it himself.

Ex.
Sully: Ah fuck me, I gotta room with Johnny this weekend.
Gordo: Better keep your chaw out of sight, that kid's a Skoal Troll.




foot locker

Posted By: BGreene (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


i seen better ref's at foot locker




roll down your window, i cant here you

Posted By: kading8 (view profile) 29-Oct-2008


say that to buddy with the full visor mask