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Bring Your Own Puck

Posted By: steven91 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Use this one when you're completly dominating a team.
Ex. Eh Smitty maybe the other guys should have brought their own puck cause the sure as hell never got near this one.




Freddy Facebook

Posted By: Toepull1406 (view profile) 17-May-2008


The kid on the team that dont wheel broads but instead just creeps them all on facebook, creepin like freddy krueger.

ex) hey freddy facebook, ease up off that chick, you havent even met her.




Sent on Waivers

Posted By: MoorZi (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


Used for Bobby Big Wheel who just dumped his girlfriend
" Hey man how is you and your girl"
" shitty broo had to send herr on waivers"




The Lawn Mower

Posted By: senny1-4 (view profile) 29-Apr-2008


When one of the lads or some ohter "wheel" starts chrpin the girl ur tryin to snag at the bar. classless act

"Hey John Deer. Quit mowin my fuckin lawn."




Skoal Troll

Posted By: DyerMaker60 (view profile) 29-May-2009


The shitshow on your team who is always stealing or bumming dip off guys, because he is either too cheap or too young to buy it himself.

Ex.
Sully: Ah fuck me, I gotta room with Johnny this weekend.
Gordo: Better keep your chaw out of sight, that kid's a Skoal Troll.




echo

Posted By: fergy04 (view profile) 10-Feb-2008


the bender on the team who repeats anything anyone says in the dressing room, or what the coach says on the bench
i.e "lets go fuckin hard boys!" ya lets fuckin go hard boys!" "petey, is there an echo in here?"




Training Wheels

Posted By: Gilesy23 (view profile) 17-Feb-2009


When one of the boys are going out with a broad that night and shes still got her V-Card in her pocket.And hes going to take it from her.

Dean: "hey wheres johnny going tonight?"
Bursey"going to take the training wheels off some broadski"




Captain Morgan

Posted By: Baxy12 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


For that one meathead who keeps puttin' his leg up on the bench ready to hop the boards, thinkin' he should be sent out for the big peeper.

"Hey Captain Morgan, where you think you're goin' right now with those rotten hands and downright awful gear-wear"? Take a seat before you hurt yourself.




4th line grinder

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


4th line grinder is similar to the wing man. These guyswill wheel the CB's of the party so his buddy can wheel the hotty.




Santa Brought...

Posted By: patr0510 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


For the guy on the team that magically seems to have grown hands/wheels/dangles over the holiday break.

'Hey Mikey, Santa bring you hands for Christmas?'