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VEZINA

Posted By: dantheman (view profile) 14-Jul-2010


The Vezina Trophy is awarded annually to the National Hockey League's goaltender who is "adjudged to be the best at this position". these goalies are simply the best at letting nothing go past them or threw them. i think we can all say we've all tried to wheel one the those tight broads that are practically impossible to get with and for that reason alone they are called a vezina (ms.vezina).
ex. eh jones you get a piece of that broad you've been wheeling yet ?
na bud , shes real tight pure vezina, dunt think anyone will be scoring with her...



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Lieutenant Dan

Posted By: valce31 (view profile) 14-Jul-2010


Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump, had no legs

Someone who skates like sparks are coming out of their skates

"Hey plug show, you skate like Lieutenant Dan"



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Trip to Papa Ginos

Posted By: bendshowkanks (view profile) 14-Jul-2010


When the D serves a pizza up the middle that results in a breakaway gino



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The Hockey Gods Prayer

Posted By: latchy96 (view profile) 14-Jul-2010


Our Father, who art in GM Place, hockey be thy name, thy will be done. GOLD to be WON on ICE as well as IN THE STANDS, give us this day, our hockey sticks and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who cross check against us. Lead us not into elimination but deliver us to victory, in the name of the fans, CANADA and See Morethe HOLY PUCK. AMEN



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Sammy Superstition

Posted By: bendshowkanks (view profile) 14-Jul-2010


Term used for the kid on your team who has way too many superstitions to the point you think he has ocd.
"Hey Jonesy whys kev huggin that pole before he goes on the ice?"
"Who you mean sammy superstition?"



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Cooper

Posted By: bendshowkanks (view profile) 14-Jul-2010


This term is used for a coogar because cooper is an old classic equipment company.

"Hey whitey you see that smokin coogar"
"Yea she was a cooper for sure"



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Seatbelt

Posted By: Chang22 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


When a duster on the other team sheds the mits with you but he ends up grabbing onto your jersey with BOTH of his hands so you can't throw a punch.

After the lines jump in to break you up you say, "Nice seatbelt ya pussy"



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Joe Player

Posted By: PowerUps (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


Used towards a broad who tries to talk like she's a hockey player (one of the boys).

Ex. Broad - "We're going out for some brews tonight. I'm gonna get pinned."
You - "Take er easy Joe Player, you're not one of us."



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In the penalty box

Posted By: vern37 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


when a plug on your team is out with his broad instead of partying with the boys
" Hey boys where's Joey"
"His broad's got him in the penalty box"



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Funnel

Posted By: NDG1 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


Term used for the worst tendie in the league. This goalie even finds a way to let shots in that were going wide of the net...
ex: "eh jonesy this tendie is the worst in the league. i shot that wide and he funneled it right in"