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Hockey Chirps - Page 6
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


whipe your mit

Posted By: -Mazzy (view profile) 18-Jun-2008


When someones bitching and complaining to the ref... tell them to whipe their mit




mailbox

Posted By: BARdown28 (view profile) 19-Jun-2008


used to describe a tender that doesn't move on slap shots and even lets beach balls get passed him

ex" Yo Jim i didn't know we had a f*ckin mailbox in net"




stone cold stevie

Posted By: 9kflop15 (view profile) 26-Jul-2008


A player who has it all in size and strength but the brutalness begins when the player touches the puck.

ex: "yo stu check out this melon head stone cold stevie"




Canteen

Posted By: Coyner (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


"hey bud your wheelin today. the canteen must be closed for once."




doug weights

Posted By: RBKTaylor (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


When a little bitch on the other team starts chirping you tell him to go lift some doug weights




nylons

Posted By: Nogoalov (view profile) 06-Mar-2008


When someone wears socks that are 20 years old and full of holes and runs and need to be replaced.

"Hey Peltzer, check out the nylons on number 18"




beachball

Posted By: tjmp1920 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


when a goalie is so bad, you let your other mates know that he cant even stop a beachball




Snipe Nugget

Posted By: kunze9 (view profile) 27-Mar-2008


An absolutely dirty pass to the slot that can't help but be sniped top cheese by any player.

ex.) Hey Hortsey, when are you gunna burry one. I've been serving you snipe nuggets all night.

(Snipe nugget can be served with or without sauce)




Stevey Bird

Posted By: clouthier16 (view profile) 17-Feb-2009


wen a duster on the 4th line does absolutetly nothing all year but always manages to play big and snagged 3 points in front of the home crowd.haha unreal!




Snufalufagus

Posted By: UnclePhat (view profile) 05-May-2009


Too tight on the undergarments. Looks liek this teammate is smuggling grapes and bannanas into lockeroom.

"Hey Snufalufagus how about a little cover up?"