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Sent on Waivers

Posted By: MoorZi (view profile) 17-Sep-2009


Used for Bobby Big Wheel who just dumped his girlfriend
" Hey man how is you and your girl"
" shitty broo had to send herr on waivers"



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The Handfull

Posted By: wisey07 (view profile) 26-Jul-2008


This chirp is used for the plug who thinks he's a hero an then can't finish on the break away

" Hey plug you couldn't score in a whore house with a hand full of twenties "



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The Blind Squirrel

Posted By: dcaliendo (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


this is for the plug who thinks he's captain snipe show who gets in for tha last 30 seconds of a game when his team is down by 4 and gets a lucky goal every once and a while and thinks he's nasty.

ex. Plug-Dude you see my snipe out there today?
You- Shut up you plug, every blind squirrel gets an acorn everyonce and a while.



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Gas Mileage

Posted By: Stevo21 (view profile) 18-Jun-2008


Term used when talking about how many daps you get per tin..
ex: Hey murph, i gotta take it easy im gettin bad gas mileage



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craig mactavish

Posted By: brewnchew11 (view profile) 12-Jan-2009


craig mactavish was the last player in the nhl not to wear a helmet, likewise...off the ice, wheelin and "doing it" dangerously is known as going craig mactavish.

example: "hey Jonsey, how'd you make out last night?"
-yea, i did'er craig mactivish style...



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Captain Morgan

Posted By: Baxy12 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


For that one meathead who keeps puttin' his leg up on the bench ready to hop the boards, thinkin' he should be sent out for the big peeper.

"Hey Captain Morgan, where you think you're goin' right now with those rotten hands and downright awful gear-wear"? Take a seat before you hurt yourself.



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cough drop

Posted By: Hodgey049 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


the plug that keeps coughing up the puck.

(ex. damn someone needs to get bigsy a cough drop. he keeps coughin up the puck.)



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Rust Bucket

Posted By: army17 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


If Theres a player on the other team who's just sporting the worst bucket you have ever seen you just gotta chip in
"Ehh bud, i used to have the same bucket! Then my dad got a job."



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Empty Netter

Posted By: Andich (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


When you see a broad whos god aweful, but would look nice as another number under your philthy belt, youd call her an empty netter, ya know nothing to brag about to the boys



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The nurse

Posted By: Hayds (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


A great party chip for the guy on the team who is 3 beers behind.
" hey jackson look at that plug, he should be working at a hospital the way he's nursing that beer"