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Hockey Chirps - Page 7
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David Husselhoff

Posted By: hyperlite_2112 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


for the plug that flies around in shinny and think he's the next Gretzky
example: "easy David Husselhoff, this isn't the show"




Overtime

Posted By: Rebel09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


After finishing a fat lipper, the strains still left in your teeth
(bud) " yo how am i looking"
(you) " your still rocking overtime"




the powerplay :)

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


the powerplsy is when your at a party and there are way more broads then dudes. its called the power play because u have a higher chance to score!!!!!!!!




unsportsmanlike penalty

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


an unsportsmanlike penalty is when you call dibs on a girl and your wingman steals her. ex ayee u see mason with the unsportsman like conduct adam called that girl and mason stole her




ronald mcdonald

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


ronald mcdonald is the weak little bender on your team. he is called ronald mcdonald because he has more colour on his face than ronald mcdonald after a fight ( bruises blood cuts ect.

ex bender: you see me dancing out there boys.

you: yeah ronald mcdonald you got your ass kicked get in the box u duster




"the lamp'

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


the beauty that turns on more goal lights than light switches




the log hog

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


the guy on your team that doesnt play and takes up the most room on the bench. you tell him eh duster let the guys who play get some room on the log




the tooth fairy

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


the tough guy on your team that knocks the teeth outa guys when he hits em




sportcheck

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


sportcheck




this chirp is used to the guy on the team that rarly dresses and acts like he is the best player.you tell him shutup the employees at sport check will tie more skates in 1 day than you will all year




10 minute miss conduct

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


this ones a beaut .. The 10 minute miss conduct is the first guy to pass out at a party. after he wakes up u say hey adam nice 10 minute miss conduct