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Hockey Chirps - Page 7
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


Keith Katchukn' me

Posted By: Danglesnipe77 (view profile) 17-Feb-2008


Ex. " Jonsy just scored? You gotta be Keith Katchuckn' me!




snakes

Posted By: Espej09 (view profile) 07-Apr-2009


For the guy on your squad who tries to dangle but cant and hes still a beauty.

Hey Paulsy your charmin snakes out there with those moves"




shakespear

Posted By: d-manjustin (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


"hey nice play shakespear" after they mess up a play




Forest

Posted By: JohnnyGlovesave (view profile) 03-Apr-2008


chirp used for the plug that beaks hes an up-and-comer, but yet is a fourth-liner and will likely get cut some next season

Plug: eh bud your softer than a pillow out there
Lad: hey pal youve seen more pine this season than the black forest




Puck Run

Posted By: ukybro (view profile) 08-Apr-2008


The bender who only touches a puck when he picks them up around the rink after prax.
"Hey Puck run shut you're mouth you have a job to do"




roy chawbs

Posted By: thenatural (view profile) 17-Feb-2009


the sad bender who decides to take his pond hockey career more serious than any other thing in his life, thus ruining the fun for all other players.

ex. Bender - (excessively celebrates after scoring)
you - hey, quit celebratin ya hoser, who do you think ya are?, Roy Chawbs?




Meat Truck

Posted By: Wieberr (view profile) 03-Mar-2009


The kid on the team or the other team who is just stupid and no matter how many times he's told what to do or what the play is, he'll still mess it up.

"Hey 24 your a fuckin meat truck buddy, how the fuck did you get on the ice"




Goldilocks

Posted By: cahill10 (view profile) 30-May-2008


a plug who only needs three beers to have a good time.


*similar to "Tommy Two Beers"*




Ref beats his wife.

Posted By: Bogey (view profile) 18-Jun-2008


Used in situations in which one or all of the three blind mice can't seem to find (or put away his whistle) depending on the type of suck he's displaying.




mr clean

Posted By: toros9 (view profile) 26-Jul-2008


said to a referee or a player who has a bald head
ex. Good fuckin call there mr. clean