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Hockey Chirps - Page 8
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Sled Hockey

Posted By: Houseleague27 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


for the total bendshow who cant skate for shit....

"Hey Ankles, I've seen better cross overs in sled hockey"



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The Line Change

Posted By: Ricecakes86 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


All dippers know this move. When you have been using your lower lip for every dip all week, its time to make the line change, switch that shit and put it to the left or the right. The first line can't score all the goals.



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Dodgeball

Posted By: danfromcanada (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


a goalie who gets scored on so much it's like he is playin dodgeball.

"hey tendy you should try dodgeball!"
or
"we're not playin dodgeball, you are supposed to stop it"



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The Graveyard Shift

Posted By: 9kflop15 (view profile) 24-Jun-2008


when a plug who's team is getting pummeled gets sent out by his coach in the last 20 seconds of the game just to keep the rust from forming on his skates

ex. Hey 10, what's this the graveyard shift!



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Party Crasher

Posted By: DubCityChirps610 (view profile) 26-May-2009


The plug on your team who interrupts your sick celly by jumping on you right in the middle of a beauty fist pump, even though the duster had no part in the goal.

ex. "Eh Monty quit crashin my party you fuckin plug"



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A Beauty

Posted By: bighock7 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This a guy on your team thats just the freaking man.....He does all sorts of crazy things and makes everybody just laugh their ass off.....He's an awesome guy ...a lot of fun...You can use this term by saying...." That joey, he's a friggin beauty".



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Antique

Posted By: danGleS_04 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


When someone pulls out a chirp you've heard a million times before like 'you bender)

ex. be careful with that one, thats an antique



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Press Box

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Simply refers to a situation where you find yourself theDD and sober for the night at the bar. You know your not going have a goodtime or be part of any of the excitement, but hey we all gotta pay the piperevery once in awhile. EG. "Hey Sullie, how was Montana's last night" "I dunno I watched it from the pressbox."



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donut line

Posted By: brownt88 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


a line with good wingers but a brutal center and it seems like theres a hole in the middle of the line.



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bar down

Posted By: mccoy26 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when some dangler goes thru the whole team then finishes it off with a sick shot that rings crossy and goes directly down and into the back of the net....." wow did you just see that ! killa just went bar down"....