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Hockey Chirps - Page 8
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Tucan

Posted By: esky13 (view profile) 07-May-2008


used to describe a kid on the team that does nothing but chirp all the time....biggest beak in the league.




The Handfull

Posted By: wisey07 (view profile) 26-Jul-2008


This chirp is used for the plug who thinks he's a hero an then can't finish on the break away

" Hey plug you couldn't score in a whore house with a hand full of twenties "




The nurse

Posted By: Hayds (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


A great party chip for the guy on the team who is 3 beers behind.
" hey jackson look at that plug, he should be working at a hospital the way he's nursing that beer"




donut line

Posted By: brownt88 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


a line with good wingers but a brutal center and it seems like theres a hole in the middle of the line.




The Blind Squirrel

Posted By: dcaliendo (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


this is for the plug who thinks he's captain snipe show who gets in for tha last 30 seconds of a game when his team is down by 4 and gets a lucky goal every once and a while and thinks he's nasty.

ex. Plug-Dude you see my snipe out there today?
You- Shut up you plug, every blind squirrel gets an acorn everyonce and a while.




Gas Mileage

Posted By: Stevo21 (view profile) 18-Jun-2008


Term used when talking about how many daps you get per tin..
ex: Hey murph, i gotta take it easy im gettin bad gas mileage




Rust Bucket

Posted By: army17 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


If Theres a player on the other team who's just sporting the worst bucket you have ever seen you just gotta chip in
"Ehh bud, i used to have the same bucket! Then my dad got a job."




Ice the Puck

Posted By: Fleury (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


This is used when someone is in an arguement that they just can't win, and there down to their last resort, the only thing left to do is ice the puck and re-group.
"Hey Sully, ice the puck buddy, ur not gonna win this one."




iTunes

Posted By: GDempster (view profile) 20-Feb-2008


The guy in charge of the pre-game and post-game music.

"go back iTunes, that's a fucking classic"




The Half Mahogany

Posted By: mlac31 (view profile) 16-Jul-2008


This is the guy in the room after a game or practise who will sit in the room rubbin his wellwood makin it big so he doesnt feel like a duster when he walks into the shower with the boys.

Ex: "Hey Chimmer, Look at koliz commin in with the half mahogany".