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The Bakery Called

Posted By: Yoyobecks (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


For the bender on your team who constantly turns the puck over. Or can be used for an opposing player.

"Hey 2-3, the bakery called and they want their turnovers back"



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Throat Guard

Posted By: ticklemysloth (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


Nice move ya choke artist - try loosening your throat guard next time!



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return the dust

Posted By: Thomzjv (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


a celebration only to be used when you rip the dirtyest ched bomb

step 1-get some speed
step 2-lower the knee to the ice
step 3-use the mit to pick up some powder
step 4-raise hand to mouth and blow his dust right back at him
(all in one motion)(best to be performed by opposing bench



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Vacum Cleaner

Posted By: RUSHIN-DMAN28 (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


Used for the all-star that plays with duster's and cleans up their dust.
"Thanks Stacky, for stopping that guy who I accidenatlly gave an open net to



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KFC

Posted By: RUSHIN-DMAN28 (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


"Hey Tommy i have heard better chrips from a bucket of KFC"



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Pony Boy

Posted By: jayboy. (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


The duster who never goes into a corner, backs down from a fight, and never heads out for a night on the town with the boys.



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Tailgate tested

Posted By: wrd15 (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


Best used at the pub:

"Hey Sully, whadya think of that blonde over there?"
"I dunno, Marky, but she is definitely tailgate tested."



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Meat Head

Posted By: espo99 (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


buddy on the team that loves to run around gettin the energy for the boys on the ice.. hit fight what ever

(ex. leave em on the ice jimmy! buddies a fuckin meat head..)



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couch pillows

Posted By: V3PRO (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


when the tendy on the other teams pads are old and falling apart.

"hey tendy, did you get your pads off the couch in your living room"



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Scarface

Posted By: BringDaBlitz (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


When some duster on the other team looks like hes taken a few pucks in the face.

Ex. Hey Jabroni ya come second in an axe fight ?